Have you ever?

(06-07-2012 23:35 )snookered147 Wrote:  No but I have been in a bathtub full of baked beans and felt remarkably tomatoey for a good while afterwards. Could not get rid of the smell for what seemed like ages.

Have you ever walked out the front door and straight into the nearest lamp post and had a stinking headache for the rest of the day? . You will probably gather that I have and I was not amused .

No

Have you ever farted loudly in a public place and felt really embarrassed?

No.I always drop one on the bakerloo line and laugh vigorously.

Have you ever left your shoes on a night bus while intoxicated?

Yes. At Christmas.

Have you ever had a girl say to you "oh my! 12 inches of man muscle and thicker than a Burmese python!! I will have to let you share it with all my girlfriends. All 126 of them". Or is it just me?

(07-07-2012 16:47 )flumpertron Wrote:  Yes. At Christmas.

Have you ever had a girl say to you "oh my! 12 inches of man muscle and thicker than a Burmese python!! I will have to let you share it with all my girlfriends. All 126 of them". Or is it just me?

No. Maybe just you

Have you ever been involved in a heated1 on 1 on chatroulette,only to find out the other participant was your mother?

Yes... I mean nooooo.

Have you ever wanted to see the Queen and Phil doing a home porno?

No.. Id like to see Phil do Kate though

Have you ever eaten a whole raw potatoe?

No

Have you ever eaten a raw onion like an Apple?

Yes.

Have you ever eaten a red/yellow pepper like an apple ?

yes a red one

Have you ever eaten an apple like an apple?

No, I always cut them up.

Have you ever answered the door in just a towel to try and seduce a lady you were expecting ?