Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

"where the fuck's danica at? i'm knackered!" (needless to say, becky didn't get home that night!)

OK caller, do you think it would fit now?, or, OK Becky, would you like me to tell you about my massive cock!!

"yawning turns you on?.... ok... wait..."

(also, "without further or do"? what the fuck is that?! you mean "without further ADO"?)

Becky attempts to turn on a opera loving caller.

(27-10-2011 20:17 )whoopah Wrote:  (also, "without further or do"? what the fuck is that?! you mean "without further ADO"?)

I did run through this after I wrote it actually, fuck knows, I have barely ever said it, let alone typed it. I will leave it now but make a mental note to never say or type it again!

Further note to self, another week whoopah won't be winning as a result of being a pedantic twat

Becky gets tired of waiting to speak customer services

stephen hawkin is explaining his black hole theory as becky expertly demostrates his theory.

Despite her best attempts, Becky couldn't quite nail the "Lori look"

"Your call is important to us. Press 1 to talk dirty. Press 2 for me to talk dirty. Press 3 to buy a present."

becky to caller: "what do you mean me buy YOU something from YOU'RE amazon wish list!"

"so becky what do you think about the problems in the eurozone"