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Mister Gummidge Offline
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Post: #51
RE: Bedroom TV
phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem

"Kylie

With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "

a complete fucking plank

The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall Tongue
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18-01-2009 03:20
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Post: #52
RE: Bedroom TV
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall Tongue

Whatever you do, please don't encourage his photography.

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18-01-2009 03:25
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phallusfungus Wrote:http://www.candycrib.com/bonkers

I followed that link! ...Mummy, make the strange man go away...
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18-01-2009 03:41
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As i said before, please no one tip him off about this site Rolleyes
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18-01-2009 10:36
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vostok 1 Wrote:
Quote:"I saw that too. Scary!

I bet when he finished composing that poem, he got out his tweezers and magnifying glass."

The "Star" of show off UK...
[Image: th_43504_bonkers_123_408lo.jpg]

(Sorry for posting...)Big Grin

A serial killer if ever I saw one. He looks like he's only got 3 brain cells and they're fighting each other. A complete fucking fruit loop, probably a danger to both the living and the dead.

**EDIT** Sweet fucking Jesus, do not click on his profile. He's posted a picture of his arse on there.
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18-01-2009 12:53
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Post: #56
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Too late spider, i have now seen what no man or woman should ever have to Sad
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18-01-2009 13:00
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jungleboy Wrote:Too late spider, i have now seen what no man or woman should ever have to Sad

It burns does'nt it. I reckon that guy still lives with his mum, probably writes her poety.

I would sign up for that site to take the piss out him, but I don't want to be zinged by his "zany" sense or worse yet lampooned by one of his impressions that made him such a star of show off tv.
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18-01-2009 13:10
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The thing that hurt almost as bad as his arse was the footy top.. eeew
I would love to go take the piss outta him, but he would prob get his warcraft crew on us!
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18-01-2009 13:19
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Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?
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18-01-2009 16:03
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A Spider Monkey Wrote:Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?
Why don't you e-mail him and ask Shy
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18-01-2009 16:07
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