Last film you watched

GoldenEye

One of the first Bond films I ever watched at the young age of about 6 or 7 and have always had a soft spot for both this film and Brosnan. Though Connery is the best I grew up with Pierce & in a way he will always be my bond. Directed by Martin Campbell who came back to do Casino Royale in the reboot, he has a good pedigree as far as Bond films are concerned

The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009)

Two blokes, Eddie Marsden and him off Line of Duty, kidnap this bird (Gemma Arterton) from a rich family hoping for a 2 million ransom.

I won't go too much into the plot because I really want to concentrate on Gemma Arterton, or more specifically her tits. Her beautiful, pert, perky, bouncy tits. When she's first kidnapped they cut all her clothes revealing those knockers in all their glory (although her face is covered). Unfortunately no Jack and Danny but them's the breaks.

Later in the film she gets them out again when her and him off Line of Duty are shagging. It turns out they're a couple or something. Wasn't really paying attention to be honest, too busy marvelling at her magnificent mammaries jiggling and jaggling about to really give two fucks about the plot.

I commend "The Appearance of Gemma Arterton's Knockers" to the house.

Men In Black

The first and still the best movie of the franchise, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones perfect chemistry with Smith bringing the humour and Jones playing the role straight with no humour. Vincent D’Onofrio great villain and performance, Rip Torn was great and Linda Fiorentino was smoking hot. Seen the second movie not the third one even tho I have two blu ray copies (One a steelbook) as for Men In Black International not bothering with.

Shazam (2019)
A great film from DC they are really starting to get their shit together
Enjoyed it from beginning to end and im happy for zachary levi finally getting a chance he was great in chuck,
If i had to add a negative comment it would be the flying cgi was a bit crap but overall a great film
8/10

Avengers Endgame (Re-release)

The film itself hasn’t had any scenes added but you get a director introduction before it & after a director thank you, a Stan Lee tribute, a deleted scene and a post credit scene setting up Spider-Man far from home (review coming later today since it’s past midnight)

^^^ me personally am gonna wait to see the extra stuff on blu ray if they were actually adding me scenes to the movie then maybe I would have watched it again but considering it’s the same movie just the way extra post credit stuff and cinema tickets are expensive these days big pass for me. If your extra cheeky you can find the extra stuff on YouTube lol.

Spider-Man: Far From Home

A brilliant sequel to Spider-Man Homecoming which sees Peter Parker on a trip round Europe juggling helping Shield take on mysterious elemental creatures with the help of Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal) whilst trying to seduce MJ on a school trip

The special effects are fantastic and plenty of great action sequences, humour & Easter eggs to previous mcu films & Agents Of Shield.

There is a mid credit scene & another extra scene right at the end of the credits that will have massive repercussions on the next phase of the MCU

9.5/10

John wick 3
Well this was 2 hours of non-stop action
And great action at that it did get a bit ridiculous by the end i mean he killed about 300 people and then fell off a building and survived when realistically he should be either dead or crippled but with that being said still a great movie and i look forward to the next one
8/10

Searching

The bloke that plays Sulu in the Star Trek reboots is a single Dad trying to find his missing teenage daughter.
The bird that played Grace in Will & Grace is the cop assigned to his case.

When the daughter doesn't come home, there's the unfolding of every parent's nightmare scenario as he gradually finds that he doesn't seem to really know her at all anymore (having withdrawn emotionally after the Mom died) and when reaching out to her friends he finds she hasn't been where she says she has, hasn't been turning up to her piano lessons (but keeping the money) and etc etc.
And then her car is found abandoned....and it's all looking quite grim....

It's an alright watch.

I thought it was going to be too gimmicky - the whole thing is filmed looking at computer screens (as he goes through the family PC and then her laptop trying to find out clues to what might happened to her) and so the whole thing plays out as a series of facetime calls, websearches, online TV and social media clips and so on.

There's a part near the end where I thought it didn't quite make sense that all the footage you see could possibly be available in that way (police room interview footage? eh ? but maybe US news media routinely show/leak these things?!) but that grumble aside the plot is just about twisty-turny enough to carry over that.

Slightly unbelievable ending, but generally quite a good watch.

Anal Fuck Dollz

8/10 - the women were great just perfer my pornstars with bigger faker tits

The facials were great however