phallusfungus
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RE: Bedroom TV
Shiny Helmet Wrote:Bonkers aka Raving Lunatic
Standing half nude whilst watching channel 960 or 962 
Could well be having a five knuckle shuffle me thinks.
the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep  i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!
shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?
He who wears a bullet-proof vest cannot complain if he gets shot in the bollocks.
(This post was last modified: 18-01-2009 16:24 by phallusfungus.)
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phallusfungus
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RE: Bedroom TV
He who wears a bullet-proof vest cannot complain if he gets shot in the bollocks.
(This post was last modified: 18-01-2009 16:35 by phallusfungus.)
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vostok 1
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RE: Bedroom TV
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem
"Kylie
With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "
a complete fucking plank
The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall 
tmfkamr-gummidge: If you think that was creepy, then tell us what you think of bonkers' apprentice in this video:
http://www.candycrib.com/Video/197664/lil-video-of-me
(You may need to get your mind bleached after watching.)
(This post was last modified: 19-01-2009 00:34 by vostok 1.)
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