Things you would like on your Tombstone!

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Thought this thread should have some more pixs! Took this a number of years ago in Iowa (glad I was able to find it again) ! Sometimes Less is More !


Anyway here's mine...

If my partner goes first and asks for those immortal words I've heard so often, it would read "It's HOT in Here!"

I would simply have the following added:

" Whose on Top NOW! "

'Rest in pieces'

"fucking pigs, i should have stuck to sheep"

A motorised satellite dish with an AR(Afterlife Ready) LNB!

Dreamlander

As you can see that poxy dogs been round here again! Have a word with the vicar will ya!

"dont shit on the grass"

Either "I told you I was was ill" or in small letters " you're standing on my balls"

Excuse me if I dont get up

or

Bugger

"I told you it was the red wire!"

Dreamlander