Ms. Tyler
Lyrics by Sex ©
Apologies to
Outkast &
Brothers Johnson
Spoken:
This one right here goes out to all the guys who are waiting for the milk float, you gonna be waiting a loooong time, sucker! It goes something like this....
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
Hey, baby, baby you drive me crazy
'Cos every time I see you, you kinda amaze me
I call you up on the phone so I can ask you to get your titties out
But you don't, so what's that shit about?
Girl, why you trippin' on me?
All you need to do is show your nipples to me
Wasting my time when I turn on the TV
To see you with your back to the screen, see what I mean?
I watch a late night adult channel to see PG rated shit
Man, what the fuck is this?
Getting off with my cock in my hand
I'm better off getting my jinks from another man!
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
Yo, Ms. Tyler, Ms. Tyler, it's been a while ya
Since I called ya and got ignored by ya
I text my request to get you undressed
So I can see your breast, but I'm left unimpressed.
You know I wanna check your titties and pussy
But you try to play me like if you were DeBussy
Hiding your eggs like the Easter bunny
That shit ain't funny, 'cos you're wasting my money.
You don't do what the guys tell you to do
The other girls do it, too. So why can't you?
But you never, never, never, ever, ever, ever, ever
Get them out in hot weather and out of that leather,
I'm at the end of my tether, I endeavour forever and ever
to finally see them out together, Ms. Tyler!
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
I'm sorry, Ms. Tyler (ooh)
I ain't for real
All I wanna do is see your tits
I apologise for being a dick
Spoken:
Hey yo, yo Ms. Tyler! Ms. Tyler! I'm sorry, baby.
I didn't mean it, you know I love you and all I wanna do is...
(phone tone)
...hello..hello..Ms. Tyler? Damn! She cut me off!
Voice:
Norman, are you using that phone again?
You wait until the bill comes in!
Oh sorry, mum!