The "Pissed Off " Thread

(11-03-2015 14:02 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  ^^ A trifle insensitive after SB's recent misfortune

lol not in the least mate. i recently(november) had my hip done.(laberal tears), so im totally sympathetic to scotishblokes plight.

Having broadband problems at the moment. It's not ideal when this forum is THE ONLY place where I can get thoughts out of my head coherently.

FUCK!
fuck
fuck
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!
fuckity fcuk fuck FUUUUUUUUCK!.

fucking stubbed me toe!....

When people give more credence to opinion instead of cold hard facts!!

If the truth is there in black and white, stick your opinions up your arse!!

(disclaimer this has nothing to do about babeshows or the forum.. but a personal rant regarding my life)

My Sciatica is a pain in the arse, literally

Yeah, I've had that in my leg before. Mates laugh at the way you walk but if they get a touch themselves, they never laugh again

[this site or phrase is filtered - please contact a moderator for further details] is no more

Im back down the Job centre tomorrow as my new job turned out to be a complete waste of time.

because someone invented copy and pasting

Good that we've got a Forum Etiquette thread now, but this is just a general etiquette point.

We Brits are generally good at understanding the basic rules of human order like how to stand in a queue and where to stand / walk on an escalator. So why is this one so difficult to grasp...

THE GUY (OR GIRL) WHO CLEARLY JUST GOT OFF THE TUBE (OR TRAIN) IN ORDER TO LET THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM GET OUT, SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY ON GETTING BACK IN!!!

It drives me crazy -- especially at rush hour in London -- when you try to be polite and get off the train to make life easier for the people behind you, and a mob of people waiting on the platform then pile into the carriage instead of letting you back on.

When I am Emperor, the order of people getting on to a train will be:

1. The disabled
2. People with prams
3. Pregnant women
4. The guy who politely just got off to let others pass
5. Children
6. Women who might be pregnant but could just be a little overweight (so, y'know, tough judgment call!)
7. Women
8. Men
9. Drunk teenagers
10. Drunk businessmen with stupid grins trying to act like they aren't drunk
11.Babeshow producers
12.Phil Barry

BANNED: Ofcom employees on their way to work


Oh what a society that would be!

Next week: The order in which people should embark / disembark from an airplane.