My verdict and
opinion only on tonight's show with the new girl 'Maria'
She's managed to do a whole show without going near to touch or rub her pussy even once other than to clamp her hand firmly in place like a chastity belt to cover up and not move at all whilst naked, which begs the question, why bother getting naked then? Not so much ANY attempt to try and fake it for the audience whatsoever. That's quite a feat and pretty damn pathetic for her callers, I certainly wouldn't be a happy one that's for sure.
I'm baffled that not even one caller would have requested or asked her to do or show more, or was this just completely ignored by Maria? Her calls will most certainly dry up pretty quickly once the initial excitement of a new babe wears off and they realise they wont get what they are calling/paying for. This is exactly what denotes a 'soft uninterested performer' She clearly has no idea what she should be doing.
Into the bore-fest category for me I'm afraid along with Bunny as HOT but just puts you to sleep. The channel continues to disappoint ditching all the decent performers and holding onto these amateur insta fame wannabes who rely on their fake looks only to get them by and are simultaneously convinced they are doing you a good service, and no don't tell me 'yes but its only her 1st night' nonsense, she's done porn, trust me this wasn't nerves, this was bare minimum pure and simple. If Maria comes out with a banger tonight, I'll adjust my verdict and thinking, but it wont happen, the standard has been set.
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Looks 7/10
• Enthusiasm/Energy 3/10
• Show Performance 2/10
• Sex Appeal/Outfits 4/10
• Naughty/Provocative Position Scale 1/10
• Overall Score a lukewarm 3.5 /10
Uninterested and repetitive performance, no enthusiasm, no movement, fails to excite, relies heavily on utilizing the same 2 positions, refuses to play with or touch herself other than tits, or reveal any interest in giving the viewers/caller a show. Sits and does nothing unless with an active caller. I'm going to utilize this scoring method for any new girl we see, maybe you guys can add your own evaluation scores. Although she's absolutely not my style, Charlene blew her away tonight, I'm sure she'll be happy with that after the debut and only show we ever got of Lydia did the complete opposite
One thing to note.. It continues to be evident that the best performers in general appear to be seasoned models and webcam babes who are used to giving an ACTUAL show, be it rude teasing (doesn't have to be full on hardcore) or just energetic and enthusiastic performances in general throughout the entire night. Porn stars seem to have a real issue knowing what to do unless its full on hardcore, they are incapable of teasing or holding back just a little without going full on soft, and on the other end of the scale, new girls to the industry are like a fish out of water in most cases. You only have to take a look at the likes of Lydia or Lilly 1st performances to see where the difference lies
Its a damn shame they seemed to have lost all the remaining ones from this diverse mix, who can put on a good show overall and give callers and viewers alike a good lasting performance. The faking it scenario is an art form most cannot grasp because when it comes down to it, no babe is turned on all night just for you no matter what you believe! Hence why tonight has been marked down as an utter bore-fest for me and unlikely to improve over her next two nights show. I'll wait and see how Scarlett performs on Saturday should the show go ahead
Not much point adding new girls to the rosta if they are going to be of this calibur and standard. Don't even get my started on those 2 sets of huge knickers she turned up with..
Yes Im playing judge handing out scores here as a long time viewer and caller to the channel, but I have that right, because without us, 'the punter' then there is no channel.
FYI, I've been reliably informed from Lilly's that her next shows will be the 26th/27th/28th as a glimmer of hope, seeing as there isn't much to look forward to next week. Wonder if 'Lisa' will return again with more than a 2 hour early tease show? She looked promising had they not done that shifty on us