Coronavirus - is enough being done to contain it?

Gotta love Priti patel boasting that the shoplifting figures are down during lockdown

Maybe because you cant shoplift when the shops are closed

I expect half wit Hancock will tell us tomorrow that cases of food poisoning at dodgy take away restaurants which are closed are down as well.

Pub Violence is also down 100% and football hooliganism

I'd put a few more 00's on that and expect the FA to release statement praising the well behaved England fans for not committing hooliganism

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I didn't listen to Priti Patel's briefing, but caught the NCA chief's statement about us staying safe online. Now we've had Boris, Matt, Dominic, Grant, Sunak doing these briefings, and is there anyone in Government who hasn't done one?

(25-04-2020 17:13 )HannahsPet Wrote:  Gotta love Priti patel boasting that the shoplifting figures are down during lockdown

Maybe because you cant shoplift when the shops are closed

Expect ram raiding figures are also down 100%

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/coronavir...id=BHEA000

Here's an article where the Home Secretary is complaining that drivers are travelling at the available speed and she mentions that speeds of 134 and 151mph have been achieved.
Could it be then that in fact since these speeds are being achieved, apparently without accident, that the speeds limits are too bloody slow in the first place.

(25-04-2020 18:44 )Chrisst Wrote:  Could it be then that in fact since these speeds are being achieved, apparently without accident, that the speeds limits are too bloody slow in the first place.

Could it be that there are apparently no accidents because there are few other cars on the roads for them to hit

Could it be that there are apparently no accidents not only because there are few other cars on the roads and the idiots who are speeding are in bloody hurry for not apparent reason and think they can out run the police?

haha last week Dr Fauci joked brad pitt when a reporter asked who would he like to play him in a movie

last night on SNL

Looks like tangoman is pulling the plug on the daily briefings after bleach-gate.

Wonder if that was his decision, or was it his advisors saying for gods sake don't let him speak in front of a camera ever again