Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

aliens

"get away from her you bitch!!!!!!"

"we're on an express elevator to hell, going down!!!!"

Family Guy President Quagmire

"My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry."

Hellboy 2: the golden army 2008

Johann Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay fock-yused at all times.
Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much

Buffy the vampire slayer season 2 When she was bad Episode

Cut to the cemetery. Buffy is going to check out the Master's grave.
When she gets there she finds it dug open and his bones exhumed. She
steps back slowly, and thinks she sees the Master out of the corner of
her eye. She quickly turns to look, but no one's there.

Willow: She's possessed!

Cut to the student lounge. Giles is getting a soda from the vending
machine.

Giles: Possessed?

Willow: That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you
should've seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy.

Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to
me? (gets looks from the others and concedes) She's possessed.

Giles: Possessed by what?

Willow: Aaaaa possessing thing!

Giles: (sarcastically) Well, that narrows it down.

He takes a sip of his soda and winces at its sweetness.

Xander: Well, you're the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her
some... mystical bad guy transference thing happened.

Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like
such a b-i-t-c-h?

Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things
out.

Xander: A bitca?

Giles: (not surprised by Xander's misunderstanding) Yes. I suggest
that, uh, the explanation for her behavior may be something more, more
mundane.

from The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - Warden Sam Norton (Bob Gunton) delivers an introduction quote to the new inmates:

Norton: I believe in two things. Discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord, your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Family Guy

Stewie: Oh, by the way, you call those fake implant boobs!! There not boobs! THERE LIES!!

"King Kong ain't got Shit on me" Denzel Washington Training Day.

Training day 2001 more Denzel Washington quotes

Alonzo: What?!!
Bone: [pointing gun at Alonzo] It's like that!!!
Alonzo: [dismayed] oh no you didn't, wait a minute, no you didn't [Jake walks off] hey, hey Jake, hey [shouts] JAKE!! COME BACK HERE!!! Jake!! [turns to face Bone] you disloyal,fool ass bitch made punk [shouts] JAKE, I need my money!! Jake [looks around at anyone] Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you.

Alonzo: I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here.

(01-04-2012 14:10 )the truth Wrote:  "King Kong ain't got Shit on me" Denzel Washington Training Day.

good thing he stood out of the way

(06-04-2012 19:21 )cmiller Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 14:10 )the truth Wrote:  "King Kong ain't got Shit on me" Denzel Washington Training Day.

good thing he stood out of the way