Biggest turn-offs in pornos

There are numerous things that get on my nerves in porn, I'll put a few major ones down here.

Girls only touching tongues, referring to it as kissing and calling it Lesbian porn.
Pussy Licking which goes on for more than a couple minutes. Either stick some fingers in or shove a cock in there.
Porn films where the girls wear latex for all of 3 minutes before it's all of sudden no longer there, if you're wearing some latex please leave it on a little longer and at the very least slowly strip it off, that's sexy.
Male pornstars being unable to keep it up or even get it up at all but still filming it. If he can't keep it up get him out of there. I've seen this a few times, but only once have I seen a scene where this was made up for by the girl.

(23-03-2012 00:13 )mellover Wrote:  

(22-03-2012 23:11 )dan g 27 Wrote:  I think seeing two lesbian pensioners licking each others pussies, is very disgusting in my opinion

Hazel may lapping Helen Mirren?

Or me lapping Hazel and Helen Mirren

Girls being chocked,spat on or slapped in the face is just fucking stupid.
I really don't see how any of the above could be a turn on.

Young beautiful girls going with ugly old men, like jim slips that awful cell-xx, the repugnant Torbe and especially the repugnant pervert fiona cooper (public domain)

These blokes have had hundreds of the most beautiful woman, mind you, makes you wonder how desperate the woman for for money.

(27-12-2015 03:27 )wackawoo Wrote:  Young beautiful girls going with ugly old men, like jim slips that awful cell-xx, the repugnant Torbe and especially the repugnant pervert fiona cooper (public domain)

Whaddyaknow, we do agree on something

In this vein, one of my hopes for 2016 is that "Ben Dover" finally retires.

Not as bad as some stuff above, but I hate all the spitting in porn. It always makes me cringe - it's quite disgusting.

(18-04-2011 18:00 )iloveMegan Wrote:  I too hate the terrible acting you get at the start of some films. It's not too bad if they can actually act (nothing wrong with a bit of scene setting), but most can't.

Yeah, this.

On a slightly related note, "baby talk" during scenes. Who finds THAT in any way sexy? Good talking (the "other" kind of oral, if you will) is such an underrated thing in porn.

EDIT to add: "Lesbian" scenes that are mostly toys. Don't like that. Prefer to see plenty of kissing, licking, sucking and all that good stuff than girls shoving bits of plastic up each other.

Men being involved.

All women for me.

Where to start? I have that many. Here goes:

Tattoos - most customers hate these. It's very difficult to find a model who hasn't any of these terrible engravings on her body.

Piercings - as above.

Feet - absolutely revolting.

Panties/knickers - why? Not in the slightest erotic.

Mirrors - eh? WTF!

Men who won't shut up. They're only a stunt cock. We're not interested in anything you say, so shut the fuck up!

MILF's/Mature Women - there is far far too much of this and it's ultimately ruinous.

"Amateurs" - what does this mean? I've seen professional models described as an "amateur".

Hairy pussies - absolutely disgusting.

The dreadfully fake, overacting during sex. Tina Kay, especially, is really bugging me these days with her gurning and theatrics.