Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

From Predator

Blain: bunch of slack jawed faggots around here,this stuff will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus just like me

Poncho: (holds up his rpg launcher)
Yeah,strap this on your sore ass Blain

Jimmy Cliff: The Harder They Come

Hero cyant dead till da last reel

Translation:Hero cannot die until the movies over

American Dad family affair

Roger: [pleads] Could you ever forgive me?
Francine: Roger, I think we need some time
Roger: Yes, yes of course, I understand [sits on sofa, reads newspaper]
Francine: Without you?
Roger: Yes, of course [remains seate on the sofa]
[After a while, Francine gets up and drags Roger to the front door]
Francine: [while dragging Roger] Am sorry, but you hurt us and we can't see you right now [throws Roger out the front door]
Roger: Ahhh!! Ow, my foot am bleeding!!
[Francine, concerned, opens the front door, where Roger appears]
Roger: It stopped [Francine glares at him] Hi!![ she slams the door in his face]

Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002)

Van Wilder: Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK!
[under his breath]
Van Wilder: Not that you had to.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

T-1000: Say... That's a nice bike...

T-1000: Get out.

Blade II (2002)

[as Blade scans the crowd of vampires]
Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy.
[he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun]
Chupa: He's got you.
[Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs. Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."]

"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double-team your girlfriend..."

Mitch Martin
Old School

"LET'S GO STREAKING!!!"

Frank Ricard
Old School

from frasier

"men using sex to get what we want? sex IS what we want"

road house (patrick swayze) channel 5 10pm.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
Dalton: Is she?