red tails. very cheesy dialogue but not a bad way to spend a couple of hours.
found this on the imdb boards and thought it was funny:
100 things we learned from Red Tails:
1. If your girl friend accepts your proposal, you're going to die.
2. On your very first dog fight with the Germans, you kill 13 of them and lose none, but you still need better planes.
3. Drinking and commanding your pilots don't mix.
4. The bad German dude has got a really cool scare.
5. Germans are stupid, you're leading the enemy back to your base and don't think about radioing ahead to warn them.
6. The enemy is more polite then your own countrymen, they refer to the Red tails as 'Africans' and your own use the n-word.
7. There's alway a blasted tunnel ahead to hide in.
8. The enemy only has one bad dude and you encounter him all the time.
9. Escaping from a POW camp looks really easy.
10. When digging your tunnel out of the POW camp always stop just short of the trees.
11. Why drop bombs? machine guns blow everything up just as well!.
12- All Italian women are hot!
13 - White people are actually 'Colored' people.
14 - A good way to pickup Italian women is to do a flyover of her house and then show up at her doorstep.
15. You can talk and breathe better with an oxygen mask off
16. When you design an airfield in a combat zone, make sure you place the buildings and tents within 20 feet of the runway sides and put the largest concentration at the end of the runway.
17. When you yank back on the stick and kick the rudder hard at 400+ mph your plane will stop and pirouette in mid-air and your guns will align up perfectly on the enemy on your six.
18 ME 262s always attacked in packs of 20 or so.
19, When you are escorting bombers to the enemy's capital it is no big deal to chatter incessantly on the radios and even talk about where you are going and where you are.
20. There is no need for lead when aiming at aircraft passing at approximate right angles to the line of sight. Just aim directly at them, despite the fact they are moving at approximately 20% of the muzzle velocity of your bullets.
21. That Enlisted men can talk (holler) to Officers in a disrespecting way.
22. One man can be mobbed by 10 men in a bar and come out un-scarred.
23. A fighter pilot who has been exposed to a fuel shower (forget about how that happened) for 20 min or so will not burst into flames with the canopy off and the rest of the plane burning around him.
24. ME-262's sound like Tie Fighters.
25. Han Solo got his blaster from "Ray Gun" Junior.
26. The same voice actor who played General Grievous was employed to do the voice of the German commander "Pretty Boy".
27. Terrence Howard apparently took acting lessons from Hayden Christiansen.
28. All B-17's lose a wing when shot down.
29. Making a head-on pass at an ME-262's 4x30mm cannons is a smart tactical move.
30. German destroyers' steel armor plating was cleverly disguised by invisible boxes of black power soaked in gasoline.
31. If a strange Italian woman gently slaps you on the cheek, you may marry her daughter.
if you've seen the movie feel free to add to it!
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