A Naughty Situation Maybe?

Lets imagine you are sat in the work's canteen. You're sat alone and a really stunning babe sits on an adjacent table dead opposite.
She opens her yoghurt and peels the lid.She looks U rite in the eye and brazenly licks the lid using her expert tongue. Her eyes widen as she continues to look at U...


Which option would U honestly choose???

1.Avert your eyes and cooly pretend you aren't phased by the situation.
2.Embarassingly move away because U have made a tent in your frontage....
3.Continue to look at her,smile and maybe ask for her phone number or email addy
4.Other (Please stipulate)

Funny you should bring that up,in a previous job they employed a lot of young Polish women.One of them would often provocatively eat a banana & yoghurt & put on quite a show.She knew what she was doing.

I do this constantly at work, in hope that women will notice me, but they always seem to want my yogurt instead

I'd pick up on this quickly, make a funny comment, and suggest going out for dinner. No harm in that.

We live in this super paranoid world where we fear that by even complimenting a woman on how she looks, that they will sue us for sexual harrassment. So ridiculous!

Ask her out in a polite way. If she says no, and that she was just messing with you, then take it like a man. If she sues you for some deluded reason, then this world has gone to the dogs

Knowing my luck, she'd only open her yoghurt to put some on her yeast infection.

I would walk up to her confidently and use my charm and ask her what flavour yoghurt are you eating and ask if I can have some and then walk away with a big smile on my face

What a hot story. Sadly it is difficult for me to imagine this situation as my female co-workers are my mum and sister. I have a huge food fetish and one of my forum friends shared a hot story about him and a doughnut, I was so turned on by his escapades with the jammy yummyness and ex babeshow girl Pinky that I recreated it with an escort, anyone into stuff like this DM me.

This thread also applies to the female members on here...MMmmmmm

(08-06-2012 04:28 )mart tilly-fan Wrote:  This thread also applies to the female members on here...MMmmmmm

In which case your 1st post maybe needs to include a moist minge or building a tent etc.

builders bum...??? no ta, boomer. lol. i've seen ur builders bum, and it wasn't pretty..!!!

Always worth looking down below the table.
I can still remember seeing a pair of white panties (many years ago) as a lovely girl sitting at the next table with her friends in the works canteen had her legs well apart, wearing a short skirt as she ate her dinner.