Poems about the babes

There was a filly called Lilly,
She made the guys go all silly,
She got in the shower,
I lost all will power,
And had to start touching my...ear, got an itch.

There is this gorgeous girl called Elle,
Who everytime I see her I go bloody hell,
And if I saw her in the country I would fell in a well,
As I fancy her if you can't tell.

there was a young lady called geri
who liked to sell shite off the telly
wish she stick to taking calls
an if i had some balls
id ring her and demand she lick my belly

well, it nearly worked, but then i got excited...!!!

Racheal cole was a lovely young soul
a lovely young soul was she.
She removed her dress,
she removed her bra,
for everyone viewing to see.

There is this girl called Camilla,
every night she is on is a thrilla
when she opens her legs
the question then begs
it would take a big one to filla

the no1 babe is tammy taylor
id fuckin luv to nail her
bend over please
spread those gawgus knees
and lets spread the sleaze

When I watch sexy babe Daryl Morgan, I can't help but play with my organ, With great tits & ass, she's in a different class, & to top it all,she's Northern. (A Limerick,not a poem.I know,just showing off) This is as close as I can remember to the text I sent into to Sex Station/Blue Kiss back in the day,& Daryl fucking hated it !

in honour of baldricks (blackadder) boom boom boom, boom boom boom....

Fernny babes.....mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm
then FUCKIN splat splat SPLAT! WENT MY CUM

Some of the girls they go to Dubai
to make wads of cash on the sly
the arabs they are blowing
have no way of knowing
its cheaper to jerk off watching sky

There is this babe on the channels called Oldham
her breasts i would love just to hold em
when she lays on her back
and opens her crack
it's like manna from heaven, that's told em