Poems about the babes

There was a young girl called Kandi
Wish she'd give me a hand shandy
Theres many a bloke
Who'd give her a poke
The thought of her makes me so fuckin randy

Two babes called Preeti and Priya
I'd love to do from the rear
Thier pussies I'd taste
I'd so glady baste
If only I could get bloody near!!!!

Jess Jensen was Storm's latest girl
So I thought “let's give it a whirl”
I picked up the phone
And got out my bone

(sorry, you'll have to tip me another 50 credits if you want to know how it ends)

A lady named Danica Thrall
found it far too much work taking calls
Though few models are fitter
she sits begging on twitter,
riding horses and doing fuck all

There is a babe called Priya
Who has the most delectable rear

She is always horny with no fear
Gets naked often to my delight thats all too clear

She drains my balls often as I sit here
Makes me wish she could be oh so near

Given the choice between her and pint of beer
I would choose to pump my own pint deep up Priya

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There is a lady called Lolly
Who gets so wet she needs a brolly

She is enormously filthy and very jolly
Especially at Christmas amongst the holly

She is so horny of a night by golly
To suggest otherwise is just pure folly

She can give me a right filthy, dirty verbal volley
Down that phone - Naughty Lolly

On the channels there is a goddess called Paige
she is sexy and hot, all the rage
when she wiggles her bum
most men cum
and those that dont
it's because of their age

There is the other sexy twin called Preeti
Who inspired this little ditty

Her pussy lips I'd love to gently splitty
With as many fingers as I could fitty

I'm sure her tight juicy slitty
Would be so addictive I could not quitty

This poem so silly in attempting to be witty
Was in honour of super horny sexy Preeti

There is a girl called Amanda
she really is worth havin a gander
she will take off her frock
for £1000 a pop
she is makin more money than fucking Santander

Caty Cole is a merry old soul,
A merry old soul is she,
She whips off her bra
And spreads her legs,
And we all get to fiddle for free.

There is a horny minx called Kandi Kay
Who ensures many a cock is hard from night till day

With her juicy clit I would love to play
Would love to pump her hard and every which way

Her every nightshow sees an awesome display
How about a 2-4-1 with Jemma Jey

I could happily join her rolling around in the hay
And sample the delectable delights of Kandí Kay