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RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue
face/off (1997)
[after waking from his coma and watching a video of his surgery]
Castor Troy: Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.
[Troy and Archer see each other for the first time with each other's faces]
Castor Troy: Wooowhee. You good lookin'
[approaches Archer]
Castor Troy: It's like looking in a mirror, only, not.
Sean Archer: Castor? But, you were, in, in...
Castor Troy: In a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep. Read the newspaper lately?
[shows him the newspaper with Dr. Walsh's picture]
Sean Archer: You...
Castor Troy: Yes, I did. It beats paying the bill doesn't it? You know, a face lift costs about 5 grand.
[shows Archer his wedding ring]
Castor Troy: See anything you like?
[the scene goes to Castor and his gang killing Dr. Walsh and Tito by burning them]
Castor Troy: Yes. I have personally torched all the evidence that proves that you are you. So, wow. Looks like you're going to be in here for
[looks at his watch]
Castor Troy: [In a na-na style] The next hundered years. I have got to go. I got a goverment job to abuse.
[in Archer's ear]
Castor Troy: I got a lonely wife to fuck. Whoops did I just say that? Oh, oh I really missed that face
[tries to bite his own face off of Archer then, Archer pins him while the guards subdue Archer]
Castor Troy: I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we trade back.
Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me.
Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
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i'llbeback123
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RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue
Money Train (1995)
John: Patterson!
Charlie: came as soon as we could
John: hey, we heard over the scanners. WOO, what a mess. Look, if there's anything we could do to help
Charlie: all you gotta do is ask
Donald Patterson: What are you two bags of shit doing here? You aren't cops no more
John: look man, we here trying to help
Donald Patterson: Hey, sweet pie. How's your cock working now that you ain't got a badge no more?
John: WHAT?
Donald Patterson: Here's what I think of *you fuck-up*
[spits in John's face]
John: you spit in my face!
[John tries to punch Patterson in the face, but Charlie stopped him]
Charlie: Hey, you aren't going to hit him
John: Why not?
Charlie: Cause, I'm gonna hit him
[Charlie tries to punch Patterson in the face, but John stopped him]
John: NO NO NO, your not going to hit him
John, Charlie: WE BOTH HIT HIM
[John and Charlie punch Patterson in the face that sent him flying 25ft across the station platform]
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
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i'llbeback123
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RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue
(Bart and Lisa complain about their new uniforms.) Bart: Mo-o-om! My slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck! Marge: Bart, where do you pick up words like that? (Homer is on the phone in the background.) Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: Homer, watch your mouth! Homer: Oh, I Gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. Lisa: We are not wieners! Homer: Then why are you dressed like that for? Bart and Lisa: They made us. Homer: (Mocking) Oh, they made us! (Stern) That's loser talk! You gotta start acting more like me and my team! The future league champions of the world! Nothing's gonna stop us now! (Cut to Mr. Burns discovering the $500 check he wrote for Homer's team.)
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
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