Poems about the babes

There was a nice girl called Fernanda
And I always wanted to bang her,
She has a nice arse
And so much clarss
If she said yes I would thank her.

(04-07-2012 16:10 )flumpertron Wrote:  

(04-07-2012 15:07 )KRISB Wrote:  Rachel Taylor
Fucked a sailor
A tinker
A tailor
Bob Marley
And a
Wailer

Is this a poem or a news report?

It's news to Rachel cos Bob has been dead for over 20 years!

O for the days of "flash the gash"
When you could see pussy without spending cash
Of Tiffany's you can only dream
She won't even show it on
Babestation Xtreme



Jessy Jensen on MFC says
"Take me private and see me squirt"
I hope no punters fall for this because
She will treat you like a piece of dirt

Louise Porter worked in a shop
Near where I live
It's just a short hop
I once asked her for a Kitkat Chunky
She said "fuck off, and don't get personal
You cheeky Scouse monkey"

There is a young lady called Morgan
Who looks splendid without any clothes on
Nude in the shower
For over an hour
And I still have a huge throbbing organ

oh tea towel holder
oh tea towel holder
my kingdom for
just an hour with
fernny babes tea towel holder

That's one thing about the babe channels
they take away the pain
i only wish they could do something
about this fucking rain

Siobhan Hughes has the most awesome chest
She passes with aplomb the boobage test

How I would love to cup my hands on each breast
I can only dream of her saying "Be my guest"

Some of the finest tits from east to west
So juicy and suckable with overwhelming zest

Against her boobs I wish my face was pressed
An experience so wonderful it would beat the rest

I would love to see Siobhan nakedly undressed
To work my tongue into her pussy, her juices to digest

To have Siobhan on telly we are truly blessed
For no bigger reason than her breathtaking chest

There was a young girl named Grace
Everythings in the rite place
I'd whip out my rod
And given the nod
I'd splatter my mess on her face


GRACIE LEWIS xx

There was a young girl called Jenny J
I'd certainly love to play
All positions I'd contort
I'd consider water sport
I'm not sure what she'd bloody say ????...

(08-07-2012 16:23 )mart tilly-fan Wrote:  There was a young girl called Jenny J
I'd certainly love to play
All positions I'd contort
I'd consider water sport
I'm not sure what she'd bloody say ????...

you on her or her on you??

Thats 4 me to know CW...