Have you ever?

(09-07-2012 17:59 )dan g 27 Wrote:  [quote='Money_Shot' pid='1092549' dateline='1341856591']

Have you ever gone to Las Vegas and lost a lot of money?

No but I've lost a fair few quid down the dog track

Have you ever been obsessed at how many posts a forum member has made?

No

Have you ever considered entering politics?

No, I'm too honest for that

Have you ever sleepwalked?

Yes. Only at Easter.

Have you ever put a ferret down your trousers and then forgotten it was there until later in the evening when it drops out and shocks a busty blonde woman?

Jesus Christ Easter and Christmas are certainly eventful times for you

No, I value my balls very highly.

Have you ever eaten your own finger or toe nail, as there was nothing else to eat in the house?

Nooo

Have you ever been mistaken for your grandad,as a teenager?

Yes. Me and gramps were interchangeable. Especially at xmas and Easter.

Have you ever been put off by a marmite sandwich because it smelled a little too much like cat shit?

No/Yes,I actually thought my cat had shit in me marmite sanger!

Have you ever shot your load over a sleeping caterpillar?

No, only a dead one.

Have you ever got your hand stuck in a post box?

Yes, for a few hours

Have you ever had magic powers and used them for evil?