Complete the sentence...

Scottishbloke went into the ofcom office and...

(16-07-2012 14:14 )flumpertron Wrote:  Scottishbloke went into the ofcom office and...

Told them they are doing a grand old job


Mikaela Witt had better.....

(16-07-2012 14:53 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  Mikaela Witt had better.....

...the devil you know by Kylie on her stereo as she ironed her underwear.

Lolly Badcock went to the swimming pool and...

(16-07-2012 16:05 )flumpertron Wrote:  Lolly Badcock went to the swimming pool and...

....shaved her under-arms and legs in the steam-room which is strictly prohibited!

cwpussylover was having a thought,.........

(16-07-2012 16:09 )terence Wrote:  cwpussylover was having a thought,.........

What are all these brown stains on my tea towel? (Obvious that one!)

Mellie D purchased two melons at the supermarket and...

(16-07-2012 21:14 )flumpertron Wrote:  Mellie D purchased two melons at the supermarket and...

ended up paying for four.

Amanda Rendall has just had a phone call from...........

(17-07-2012 07:29 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Amanda Rendall has just had a phone call from...........

A guy with an Indian accent asking if she was happy with her current Broadband service

Danica updated her wishlist to include a.......

(17-07-2012 17:34 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  Danica updated her wishlist to include a.......

whole lot of things she doesnt bloody well need. But hey it's free so why not.

Cathy Barry couldnt believe that...

(17-07-2012 18:21 )flumpertron Wrote:  Cathy Barry couldnt believe that...

it wasn't butter!

anybody that watch's the babeshows.......

(17-07-2012 18:27 )terence Wrote:  anybody that watch's the babeshows.......

.....Has great taste in babes!

Ella jolie lost her keys......