Pet Peeves About Babe Channels

Alright, I'll start. When anyone of the babes ware latex and don't polish it. What's everybody else's pet peeve about the babe channels?

when you ring them and cant get through, but they are free on screen.
so the channel are clearly ripping you off

Always and forever, OSGs. Too big and too many of 'em! Also, RLC's stockings and suspenders overkill. A few of their presenters have the best legs on any channel (Ruby Summers, Sarah Daniels, Bex), but - tragically! - they're more often than not hidden beneath a layer of tight, nylon sausage-skin these days. Weirdly, if any babes go bare-legged on RLC, it's usually the babes with less curvy, shapely legs. Frustration city.

Flicking on babestation and seeing lolly badcock (she really grinds on me) practically everyday of the week

OSG's and babes who rarely move

I've been ranting about it in a different thread so I run the risk of being a 'single issue poster'. But since you asked....


RLC girls that act like they are free on screen, but -- in fact -- have muted their phones and are simply leaving caller after caller on hold until they time out. Incredibly rude if not downright criminal. By my count, Jennifer Jade, Kandi Kay, Dannii Harwood and Lucy Zara have all been up to it. They are all on my naughty list (and in this instance only, I don't mean 'naughty' in a nice way).

Babes who don't move, with inANImate JAMES being culprit #1. I've only seen her sitting up once in the last 6 months!!

OSG's hiding the girls.

Babestation interrupting every two bleeding minutes to flog photos of the girls. Oooh no, we only have 10 minutes to buy this picture...until the next one that's only available for 10 minutes...then the next one that's available for 10 minutes...well you see where I'm going here.

GIRL CALLER! GIRL CALLER! Yeah sure, one of your girls talking to another one of your girls

Phone waving! Yes, I know...it's a phone

Apart from those minor peeves, I love the babe channels

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

On-screen graphics - obviously too big on too many channels.

Static models - I know it may well get boring but Ashley Emma seems to be playing musical statues on some nights...or talking to the crew to show the picture hasn't frozen. To be fair to Ashley Emma (and others guilty of being static), she can put on a good performance given the office set (proving she's still got a great arse) so sometimes producers must share part of the blame.

Not being connected - RLC are the worst offenders on this front so they rarely get a call from me anymore.

Tiffany Chambers not removing her bra/top. She's got a fantastic pair but I can't remember the last time I saw her topless, such a shame...

Petite babes pretending to be dom's..
Poor performances, mostly when babes lie chest down on the bed all night..
And lazy babes who leave their bras on all night and either just give quick flashes (Tiffany) or just pull their bras down (Morgan)

Got to be constant microphone interruptions,(whatever channel) I mean,with the copious amounts of OSG's letting you know-Girl Caller/Pics for sale/Show about to start ect,Do we really need the incessant droning's on the microphones + what about the poor sods who's made a call only to be told "Hang on while,While I flog some stuff."
Also can anyone explain how when there is a "Girl Caller" within 1 second on the phone a model/presenter can tell you that said caller is 1)Naked 2)Playing with herself 3)Blonde/Brunette 4)Busty/Sexy 5)Young/Old......I mean,I've seen Models/presenters barely keeping a straight face when these alleged calls take place.
Just a few of my pet peeves.