Complete the sentence...

(25-11-2012 23:07 )The Truth Wrote:  Precariously lodged in an (yet to be named) models,Anal canal,leading to a Shitty overnight stay in A&E

During their annual stay at the Clacton upon sea branch of Butlins,the babes of xxXp decided...

....to film it all through the bottom of a pint pot.

Pritee and Priya always double date because.......

(26-11-2012 03:16 )mickster Wrote:  Pritee and Priya always double date because.......

They're women of their word,Babestation policy-Twins policy....2-4-1 (honorable indeed)....

While attending an 'EXCLUSIVE VIP' literary reading of Friedrich Nietzche Philosophical Writings,Lacey Lorenzo & Lori Buckby pondered.....

(28-11-2012 01:30 )The Truth Wrote:  While attending an 'EXCLUSIVE VIP' literary reading of Friedrich Nietzche Philosophical Writings,Lacey Lorenzo & Lori Buckby pondered.....

...this could be our specialist subject when we're on Mastermind .

Sophia Lares was banned from using her local swimming pool last week because she.....

(28-11-2012 02:09 )mickster Wrote:  Sophia Lares was banned from using her local swimming pool last week because she.....

...dived bombed next to the local vicar and her bikini top flew off and smacked him in the face.


While out walking her dog Willy, Danica spotted...

.....Britains 1st Pigmy Cormorant-the twitchers soon arrived.

Her royal majness was not amused when one of her Corgi's....

(28-11-2012 16:20 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  Her royal majness was not amused when one of her Corgi's....

Was seen bombing around the palace grounds with Caty Cole strapped to his back,highly intoxicated....

After sustaining a slow puncture in her right breast on a wild night out with the girls of Red Light,Cathy Barry told reporters from the Bristol Gazzette....

(28-11-2012 17:39 )The Truth Wrote:  After sustaining a slow puncture in her right breast on a wild night out with the girls of Red Light,Cathy Barry told reporters from the Bristol Gazzette....

..I first noticed air bubbles in the bath ,but I wasn't sure at first 'cos I'd just farted .

The girls in Thailand Cherry and Ice have come up with a plan to .....