Life Quotes (Famous or non Famous)

"Being noticed can be a burden,Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed.So i disappear a lot."~Bob Dylan~

"But the fact some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.They laughed at Columbus,they laughed at Fulton,they laughed at the Wright Brothers.But they also laughed at Bozo the clown.~Carl Sagan~

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives,nor the most intelligent that survives.It is the one that is most adaptable to change."~Charles Darwin~

"I have heard a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face.Don't trust that conventional idea.Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week,If there's anything to be got by it."~Charles Dickens~

"The whole difference between construction & creation is exactly this:that a thing constructed can only be loved after it's constructed;but a thing created is loved before it exists."~Charles Dickens~

Come....Let Us Dance On The Precipice Of Insanity....

The Truth (just now)

"Let me be a free man-free to travel,free to stop,free to work."~Chief Joseph~

"It does not require many words to speak the truth."~Chief Joseph~

"We soon found that the white men were growing rich very fast & were greedy."~Chief Joseph~

"The Earth is the mother of all people,& all people should have equal rights upon it."~Chief Joseph~

"Treat all men alike,Give them the same law,Give them an even chance to live & grow."~Chief Joseph~

"Give light & the darkness will disappear of itself."~Desiderius Erasmus~

"Man is to man either a God or a Wolf."~Desiderius Erasmus~

"Great abundance of riches can not be gathered & kept by any man without sin."~Desiderius Erasmus~

"He who allows oppresion,shares the crime."Desiderius Erasmus~

"Sometimes i feel like rap music is almost the key to stop racism."~Eminem~

"When you're a kid you don't see colour & the fact that my friends were black never crossed my mind.It never became an issue until i was a teenager & started trying to rap."~Eminem~

"A lot of truth is said in jest."~Eminem~

"Yeah,I love being famous,it's almost like being white."~Chris Rock~

"If a woman tells you she's twenty & looks sixteen,She's thirteen.If she tells you she's twenty-six & looks twenty-six,She's damn near forty."~Chris Rock~

"Never trust a man,who when left alone with a tea cosy....Doesn't try it on."~Billy Connolly~

"It seems to me that Christianity & Islam & Judaism all have the same God,& he's telling them all different things."~Billy Connolly~

"If Jesus was a Jew,how come he has a Mexican first name?"~Billy Connolly~

"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."~Billy Connolly~

It's a piece of shit, walk away.

Bill Hicks

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman.... or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
(George Burns)

God must love the common man. He made so many of them.
(Abraham Lincoln)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."~George.W.Bush~

"A great man is hard on himself,a small man is hard on others."~Confucious~

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes,but he who does not ask is a fool forever."~Traditional Chinese Proverb~

"With a strong heart & a ready mind,what have i to fear?"~Chu Yuan aka Qu Yuan~

"To do is to be,~Descartes~,To be is to do,~Voltaire~,Do be do be do."~Sinatra~

"Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth-more than ruin-more even than death....Thought is subversive & revolutionary,destructive & terrible,thought is merciless to privelege,established institutions & comfortable habit.Thought looks into the pit of Hell & is not afraid,Thought is great & swift & free,the light of the world & the chief glory of Man."~Bertrand Russell~

"The mind is the man,& knowledge mind;a man is but what he knoweth."~Francis Bacon~

"I think there's a world market for maybe five computers."~Thomas Watson~Chairman of IBM

"640k,ought to be enough for anybody."~Bill Gates~

"They f*#k you up,your Mum & Dad,They may not mean to but they do.They fill you with the faults they had & add some extra just for you."~Philip Larkin~

"You look like you are ready for bed."~Prince Philip~Upon meeting an African leader.

"If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."~Prince Philip~Meeting British students in China.

"So who's on drugs here?....He looks as if he's on drugs."~Prince Philip~Visiting a Bangladeshi youth club.

"It looks like it has been wired by an Indian."~Prince Philip~Examining a fuse box at a Edinburgh factory.

"The bastards murdered half of my family."~Prince Philip~When asked if he would be visiting the Soviet Union.

"The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself." (Oscar Wilde)

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have PR officers." (Daniel J.Boorstin)

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age." (Robert Frost)

one i used to hear a lot..........

........."fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!"............

..says all that needs to be said really, don't it. k.