Life Quotes (Famous or non Famous)

"When i am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books, They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind." (Michel De Montaigne)

The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties, and hold them in the right scale of values." (Norman Thomas)

he who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a stinky finger

"Watch me run" Dr Who Crimbo edition.

A Pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes.
A Philosopher sees both sides and shrugs.
An Optimist doesn't see the clouds at all- he's walking on them.

Leonard Louis Levinson.

Thomas Beecham (To a Cellist) :

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands- and all you can do is scratch it!"

"Suppose everybody cared enough, everybody shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed."

Frank Buchman.

H.G. Wells.

"There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex."

Russell Howard

"The first time you see a vagina you're like, "It's brilliant" But it's actually terrifying. It looks exactly like Rio Ferdinand's smile."

"Passionate kiss like spider's web......both lead to flies undoing" (Confucius)

"Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable." Lord Chesterfield

"I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." Benny Hill