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5 things you wish you could say before you die?
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Mister Gummidge Offline
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
"But the voices told me to do it!!"....."Mr Gummidge, you broke into someones house and replaced all of their possesions with top of the range goods, paid for out of your own pocket!"....."Well, I never said they were bad voices!"
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
30-04-2009 01:04
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
The Master Says...

Seconds after punching out Derek Acorah.

"I always aim to strike a happy medium!"
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 01:13
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Mister Gummidge Offline
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"You mean to tell me that after all these years, I was the evil twin? I don't even have a goatee?!?"
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
30-04-2009 01:49
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Post: #24
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
TvAlways is working perfectly Tongue

Emma is topless

Hannah is topless

Carmen has returned

Cherri is back on PartyPeople.........and she's topless Big Grin
Thank you and goodnight!
30-04-2009 04:05
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
how was i to know the pig had the flu?
30-04-2009 05:08
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Sooky™ Offline
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Post: #26
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
5 potential last words before I die

1. "Who really shot JR?"

2. "But I can't die...I'm only a construct in DI Alex Drake's head"

3. "Fire a proton torpedo across their bow as a warning shot...THEN BLAST THEM ALL TO BUGGERY!"

4. "I promise you...this has never killed anyone"

5. "God that pig's looking sexy...."
30-04-2009 07:11
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paul601 Offline
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
SxciiSooky Wrote:[5. "God that pig's looking sexy...."

I was unaware that we'd ever met Mrs Muleballs but thanks for the compliment anyway!
There are two kinds of people - wankers and liars!
30-04-2009 15:10
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LazyD Offline
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"please don't kill me, i got a wife and three kids.....take them"
30-04-2009 16:16
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
my life was not real it was the matrix all along man do i feel foolish Big Grin
(This post was last modified: 30-04-2009 23:24 by G@Z!.)
30-04-2009 16:18
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mrwotzup Offline
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
1 I told you I was ill
2 Hey I'm feeling a bit better
3 wake me up in 10 minutes
4 and 5 to follow once I think of them
(This post was last modified: 30-04-2009 19:06 by mrwotzup.)
30-04-2009 16:21
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