Things you would like on your Tombstone!

do not grief for me, for i have gone to a better place.

fuck it's hot down here, hey you there with the horns and pointy tail can you tell me where i am?

"please keep off the grass"

   

   

"Here lies Lamypie.
Had too many beers and thought he could Fly!!!"

"faster than a speeding bullet .....shame about the brakes..."

"all these flames and here's me without marshmallows..."

i didn't bugger that pig. its just a coincidence

red bull does not give you wings, i found that out the hard way

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the Lift was on the way down.
It was.