(14-08-2013 12:42 )groundnpound Wrote: (14-08-2013 11:56 )Phoenix Wrote: I don't whether to laugh at the bloke or slightly admire him for being such blatant bullshitter
I expected something like this to come out from Suarez mate. The club have played a blinder during the whole thing, he's got no other choice but to accept he's staying put.
Actually pleased he's said something this early, everyone knows he'd have been off if he got his way but what he's said earlier gives him a road back at Liverpool.
Suarez: "I'm leaving."
Liverpool FC: "No you're not."
Suarez: "But I must!"
Liverpool FC: "Tough."
Suarez: "But I will!"
Liverpool FC: "You won't."
Suarez: "Now I go!"
Liverpool FC: "Now you stay."
Suarez: "Bye bye!"
Liverpool FC: "I can still see you."
Suarez: "But the press pick on me!"
Liverpool FC: "How?"
Suarez: "They publish reports of my actions!"
Liverpool FC: "Rotten that."
Suarez: "Exactly. So I want to go!"
Liverpool FC: "Tough titty."
Suarez: "You can't make me!"
Liverpool FC: "See this contract sunshine?"
Suarez: "The legally binding one I signed with my own hand?"
Liverpool FC: "That's the one."
Suarez: "Is there some technical trickery within?"
Liverpool FC: "It says you have to stay."
Suarez: "Let me check that with my lawyer.......mmmmmmm........mmmmmmmm.....I see.......mmmmmmmm......so, then I stay?"
Liverpool FC: "I think so."
Suarez: "Then I stay.....but only, and I want to make this perfectly clear, only for the love all all the Liverpool fans!"
Liverpool FC: "But mostly because we made you?"
Suarez: "Exactly, only for the love of all the Liverpool fans..........."
i wonder if this was the conversation: : -
Suarez: "I have come to apologise."
Rodgers: "Have you?."
Suarez: "Yes!"
Rodgers: "Why didn't you do it sooner?"
Suarez: "I can't leave can I?"
Rodgers: "You certainly cannot. You have been such a pain in the ass"
Suarez: "What ees this ass?"
Rodgers: "It is an English expression."
Suarez: "You want to see my ass?"
Rodgers: "I f****g don''t. You still don't understand English do you?"
Suarez: "I like this word - ass!"
Liverpool FC: "I see, But that doesn't mean that you have to show your ass off okay?"
Suarez: "So I want to say sorry."
Rodgers: "For?"
Suarez: "Being as you say - a pain the ze ass."
Rodgers: "Thank you. Now go and get some training done"
(Suarez leaves)
Rodgers: "What a dipstick!"