Getting Old Is???

Remembering when Marianne Faithfull was the babe everyone wanted to

Is when dear friends become memories...

Losing control of your wind.

Having a conversation with somebody in their 20s and they're looking totally blank because you're discussing something or someone that they've never heard of because it happened before they were born.....

Feeling shame for the 'incorrect answer' youthful contestants on Pointless who know nothing about anything anywhere pre-1995!

Remembering buying Osmonds Crazy Horses on it's original release! And still playing the original vinyl single

Never being able to trust a fart!

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

Actually, never trusting a fart isn't exclusively age-dependent

So I'll change that to...

Not being capable of getting off the sofa with an involuntary groan

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

Not being able to watch female gymnastis any more without feeling ashamed and a perve.

They are on bb2 at the moment.

Remembering when U used to say your dad is an old man..now your own kids are saying exactly the same thing...