Getting Old Is???

having to get up 2 or 3 times in the night to go to the loo

Not getting up in time to go to the loo

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

When you're eighteen round the neck, forty-four round the waist, and one hundred and five around the golf course.

Forgetting where the fuck you parked the car coming out of B&Q

...an anagram of 'L.E.D. Tit Gong'.

When she starts preferring sex with the light off

When conversations with people your own age usually turn into a bout of "ailment duelling."

when old people bang on about the "good old days" but im sure i will do the same when im an old biddie

(08-10-2013 09:30 )4evadionne Wrote:  When conversations with people your own age usually turn into a bout of "ailment duelling."

and what medication they are on

When you find yourself on the stairs, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up, or upstairs going down.