Getting Old Is???

When nature robs you of head hair and makes up for it by forcing out of your ears and nostrils, thus requiring the services of the above instrument

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

...watching these young women and seeing granddaughters. Sick, huh!

Knowing the surgery and chemist's phone number by heart

Your balls head south, and now when you do the old party trick of swinging them back and forth, you can just about smack yourself in the chin

Saggy boz!!

(18-10-2013 18:31 )robert.f4 Wrote:  Your balls head south, and now when you do the old party trick of swinging them back and forth, you can just about smack yourself in the chin
Saggy boz!!

When you are feeling old and lonely
and you think you are a total wreck
may your balls swing up your arse hole
and break your fucking neck

...when you and your teeth don't sleep together....

When your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

when you are not confident enough to wear light coloured trousers

when you watch a recent transformers film and say, "I watched this when it first started in the 80's as a cartoon" (ive said that)

Friday night in alone, really enjoying ELO's Confusion album