Complete the sentence...

Old Sly stallone is thinking of giving his mum..... one...


This forum is so good, that I'm going to...

....pull one off

Bernard Matthews thinks his Turkeys are bootiful, because...

(16-02-2014 01:00 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  Bernard Matthews thinks his Turkeys are bootiful, because...

...the twisted twizzler likes a bird he can store in the freezer.



A flood-bound Jasper Carrott couldn't find any sand to put in his sand-bags, so he........

.......went round robert powells house, scalped him and used his hair instead!

lately i've been having this itch...

(16-02-2014 13:50 )terence Wrote:  .......went round robert powells house, scalped him and used his hair instead!

lately i've been having this itch...

...luckily for some people ,it's not been my trigger finger .

How do you confuse Helen Flanagan ?
You .......

.....put her in a round room and tell her to piss in the corner.

it's went in to my local and you'll never guess what i saw......

(16-02-2014 18:33 )terence Wrote:  .....put her in a round room and tell her to piss in the corner.

it's went in to my local and you'll never guess what i saw......

...Helen Flanagan squeezing her knees together, while asking where the round room was .(?)

Heard they're bringing back Blankety Blank and the host will be ....

......Roy Chubby Brown with a bleep machine - makes as much sense as the questions.



Jimmy Cricket went to his local ice-rink to have a go at curling, but there was a terrible mix-up as.........

.......the owner was irish, didn't like the fact that jimmy made his living perpetuating the falsehood that irish people are thick, and knocked him the fuck out.

i was in a shop recently and......