Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

The Truman Show (1998)



Pirates of the Caribbean collection - recurring quote -

The Simpsons, Season 10, Episode 19 - Mom and Pop Art

Homer: Oh, yeah, that's one fine lookin'-(BBQ pieces fall in cement) D'oh, okay no big deal (tries putting BBQ pieces back in the wheelbarrow, but the heavy wheelbarrow tipped over on to the cement) (screams) Stupid Lisa! Got to build fast. Cement drying. AHH! English side ruined, must use French instructions! Le grille? What the hell is that?!?! Gotta improvise. (Homer puts together grill hastily, time passes) Ah, that's one fine lookin' barbeque pit. (Puts down box) Why doesn't mine look like that?! (Hits barbeque pit) Why must everything in life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!?
Marge (in house): How's your father's project coming along?
Bart: I think he's almost done. (Outside, Homer rams an umbrella into the pit and it opens) Yeah! He's done.

The Simpsons, Season 9, Episode 21 - Lost Our Lisa

[While trying to call Homer at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]
Homer: [asleep, while looking around for the telephone, mumbles] 'ello?
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Who is this?
Lisa: It, Lisa!!

The Simpsons, Season 8, Episode 20 - The Canine Mutiny

Groundskeeper Willie: Yeah, I bought your little mutt...And I 'ate him. [Bart looks shocked] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barking. So I geeeve him to the church

Bart: [getting it] Oh, you hate him so you gave him to the church?

Groundskeeper Willie: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on the rug. [Bart looks back at him, stares at him blankly] You heard me!

The Simpsons, Season 5, Episode 11 - Homer the Vigilante

[Kent Brockman is interviewing Homer on Channel 6 News, due to Homer's controversial take on crimes in Springfield]

Kent Brockman: [studio telephone rings off-screen] Well, now we have our first caller and I mean ever because this is not a call in show [to the unknown caller] hello, your on the air?
Molley: Hello, Kent!? Hello Homer!? My arch-nemesis!!
Homer: 'ello!
Molley: Err... you do realize who this is?
Homer: [trying to guess] Ummm.... Marge?
Molley: No, Homer I'm not your wife. Although, I do enjoy her pearls [Homer looks dumbfounded] as a matter a fact, I'm holding them right now, listen
Homer: [angry] Why you monster and you have my daughter's saxophone, too

Yes Prime Minister:

Bernard Woolley: "But you only need to know things on a need to know basis"

Sir Humphrey Appleby: "I need to know EVERYTHING. How else can I judge whether or not I need to know it?

Bernard Woolley: "So that means you need to know things even when you don't need to know them. You need to know them not because you need to know them but because you need to know whether or not you need to know.
If you don't need to know you still need to know so you know there is no need to know.

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes

Bernard Woolley: Good, that's very clear.

You wake up after a few years thinking you're a winner, but you're not. You're really a loser. So we wouldn't have had the title as long. So what?! At least it would've been real

If you're over 65 or under 20 we should be buddies. If you're not, we can still try.

Thunderball

Bond: You swim like a man
Dominique "Domino" Derval: So do you
Bond: I've had quite a bit of practise