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News just in from the BS1 webstream tonight...

Oh dear...I don't think much of the new recruit for BS...

...if this is the best they can propose to take over from the irreplaceable Georgie Darby leaving tonight ( what a loss ) then BS have really lost the plot...



A BS spokesman said "We have carried out extensive research into our target audience and market research in which viewers have expressed preferences for "less plastic, less botox and less tattoos" and "more ordinary 'lives next-door' looks".

From this, we've decided to recruit presenters closer in the attractiveness scale to the looks of the average bloke at home watching, so as to give the viewer the illusion that if he met the on-screen presenter in real life he might realistically pull" .
So from this we have concluded that the demographic indicates a Frankie Boyle look-a-like as being the ideal new look for our on-screen talent".

Haven't those tiles come up nicely....?



BANG ! And the Babe is Gone !

Country Matters ?



Lori Buckby with a little something for the Countryside Alliance rural perverts there....?

(It was beyond my capping skill & speed to capture the little jig she was doing, otherwise the caption would have been "Happy Feet...I've got those happy feet".)

"What's that Georgie...? It's your last night ... ? Please don't drag you kicking and screaming off the stage after half an hour...?"



"Just come quietly dear, there's a good girl - we'll let you back on for a crappy static crammed into a shared set so-called 2-4-1 some time in the early hours of the morning if you're lucky; or maybe a split screen and we'll put you on the right hand side behind the recently enlarged giant Text For Pics n Vids Box we've just introduced on the TV feed"



"...And I'm FREEEEE ! To Do What I Want. Any Old Time...."

" Hey there Georgie girl , why do all the boys just pass you by...?"



"....it's time for jumping down from the shelf a little bit..."

(Georgie Girl - The New Seekers)

Caps 31-03-14 am

In days gone by the traditional retirement present was a gold watch... Georgie "Fill My..." receives a miniature bucket



..not normally one to boast, but speaking personally I don't think it's big enough

....and I'm not even going to think about what the producer might have put in it before he handed it over...

"Hic..Hic..Hic..."

You do realize when doing Loto online your only ment to pick your numbers????

Why so sad love, some one nicked your Haribo's???

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