Room 101

Where do I start !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call Centres or as I like to call them f***** Call f****** Centres
(Press 1 to ...Press 2 to....and the bloody Musik..)

Drivers who dont use thier Indicators....Im not bloody Pyschic

Politicians who never answer a Simple Question (could apply to Footballers/Football Managers)..they never say Yes Or No....

People who say "With respect.." and then go on to insult you

Shopping Trolleys which have a mind of thier own.... other shoppers...dont even go there.........

Shopping....why do some people seem surprised that they have to actually pay for it....it takes longer to find thier Purse/Wallet/Card/Money than it did to unpack/pack the shopping .........

People who walk thro a Door and then stop...............blocking the way for anyone else

Traffic Lights ....People seem surprised when they turn green

(Think I'll stop now and go for a lie down in a Dark Room)

Anyone who considers themselves middle-class

Two words - Piers Morgan.

Garth Crooks...it's personal.

Gary lineker,reality tv,americans,smooth peanut butter, people that moan about subtitles in movies....oh and retards that wear tshirts of bands that they have never heard of because they think it makes them look "cool". more to follow

Wots wrong with wearin somethin cos u like it n fink it looks good????

o n i h8 jamie redknapp, Setanta n girls who over dress in the summer! lmao

the world as a whole pisses me off so i would probably be happiest if everyone else turned christian just before the rapture happened.

although i would settle for all blondes just vanishing. especially the ones whos hair is practically albino white. spooky looking thin haired fuckers.

women who have serious surgery to make themselves 'feel' better. a couple of packets of asprin and a gut full of absenthe would be more appropriate. unstable gender of people.

thats all for now

CELLCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weather reports that tell you what the weather was like earlier. WE KNOW THAT FFS!

tsurugi Wrote:CELLCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too fucking right !!!!!