Sshh- spoliers
Ho Hum.
It wasn't fantastic and it wasn't completely unwatchable.
That said : I am not sure what a lot of it was - it didn't seem like Doctor Who to me.
Perhaps Moffat has had a pilot script for a "Torchwood" style spin off about the irritating alien/human comedy trio fail to be commissioned and thought - sod it I'll just stick the Doctor in it then ?
Or Guy Ritchie had approached him for a script for a third Downey-Jnr Sherlock and then thought better of it ?
Not quite sure if it really needed to be so long - apparently 79 minutes according to Imdb and at some points gotta be honest it felt like it.
To me this smells of the tail wagging the dog - BBC Worldwide need a season opener that can be shown in cinemas and plugged to the hilt internationally etc therefore we need to make it "feature length" and longer than a normal episode. Fair enough but even with introducing a new Doctor it just didn't seem to have the plot to sustain that, or certainly to sustain a sense of pace. Not saying every episode should be frenetic by any means, but this one verged too far in the direction of slow for me.
(And here's an idea - would it be novel to have a regeneration story where the Doctor ISN'T dazed/confused/incapacitated ? Off the top of my head I think we have to go back to Tom Baker in Robot for that one ?)
The "don't breathe" idea seemed a bit like a "OK we've done Don't Blink, what else can we do the same basic number on?" ; I don't think it really had the same impact though. The clockwork androids just didn't have the menace of the Weeping Angels imo. Or even the Clockwork androids in the Tennant story. And when tied to a recycling of the "Girl in the Fireplace" plot it seems a little bit assembled and "Paint By Numbers".
It must be a punishing schedule - is it any wonder the writing starts to wander - whether out of desperation or just a desire to keep themselves interested. There's presumably only so many times you can write "What is it Doctor?" and "I'm the Doctor - run" before you just go spare and want to write a comedy skit with aliens in it to pad out another under-running episode and not have to think up an actual plot ?
I'm pretty sure I've heard Moffat say (on one of these classic Dr Who DVD extras?) words to the effect that Dr Who script process basically demands a never-ending conveyer belt of feature film concept ideas; you have an idea(s) that would make a great sci-fi movie ? OK great, that's one episode : where are the other 10 or 12 please ?. I think it's fair to say there's only so many of those that any one writer could come up with before getting stale/repeating themselves : and give him his due he's come up with a fair few over the whole new Who run.
And again in fairness to Moffat - though I am not quite sure he deserves it - to my mind RTD dragged his fair share of "irrelevancies" and wanna-be spin offs into the show, including Torchwood etc as well as some pretty misjudged "comedy" ?
I remember groaning inwardly as far back as the second Eccleston episode when we had the "pancake face" monster playing Britney Spears and Soft Cell on a space-station.
But that said, I can't stand the Sontaran/Silurian/human "comedy" show either.
Perhaps this kind of diversion is inevitable when you go down the "head writer" route - as opposed to the 1970s/1980s BBC producer/script editor collaboration - and then also have that head-writer do so many episodes solo into the bargain?
Same thing presumably happens on US shows ? - I was a big fan of Aaron Sorkin West Wing / Studio 60 etc but they got pretty self indulgent at times - eg. he seemed to drag Gilbert and Sullivan into bloody everything way more times than it was called for.
With the head writer/show runner model there's presumably no other person in the production that can pull "creative rank" on them and say "hang on - we can't do that, it's just silly".
They might be able to say "we can't do that - we don't have the budget" but possibly not be able to over-rule something in a script purely on quality (as opposed to compliance issues) or to cut out the more indulgent script idiocies, in the way you imagine that Hinchcliffe or Letts might have done...and that arguably later producers like Williams possibly failed to do with Douglas Adams.
(It's great fun a lot of Adams's stuff, but it's arguably more Hitch-Hikers than Who a lot of the time. Williams got the raw end of the deal in terms of an increasingly prima donna Baker, a Whitehouse-led tabloid backlash against "horror", and the dual pincers of late 70s inflation and industrial action choking the life out of his ambitions for The Key to Time and Shada etc....the programme WAS Tom Baker by that time : what else was the producer left with but to up the comedy and the guest stars? My theory's always been a lot of the talent that worked on the Hinchcliffe shows got fed up when the "tone the horror down" directive came down and moved on either to movies or - worse! - the supposedly more "adult" (short for just grim?) Blakes 7, which probably competed with Who for talent and resources within the BBC, I suspect to Who's detriment a lot of the time in that period).
Probably a show that exhausting actually needs new blood much more regularly than it has been getting - Letts/Dicks running Dr Who for 5 years in the "glory" Pertwee years was actually an aberration - there's no way they wanted to do it for 5 years, they were desperately wanting out of there by 1973 - they had to be bribed with the "Moonbase" series to sweeten the deal to remain on Who ?Arguably some of the stuff in the last two Pertwee seasons is weaker than a lot of the rest : revisit to Peladon ; and - whisper it - the great regeneration story Planet of the Spiders is a bit dull when watched in one sitting as opposed to week-by-week : with a lot of not-very good chase scenes padding it out and then pretty boring spells on an unconvincing studio alien planet with stereotyped primitive human tribes. Even John Pertwee has a nap for most of an episode - something they hadn't done since his regeneration from Troughton and the days of Hartnell and Troughton going on holiday for a week and just hoping nobody in the audience notices. ( They do the likes of "Blink" and "Turn Left" now when the want to give the Doctor a rest ?)
Surely the decline in 80s Who was also not entirely unrelated to it having one producer slogging away at it for so many years - basically cos it was hard show to make, increasingly showing its age due to antiquated production methods in a world of ever increasing sophisticated cinema and US TV, and not least -no one else in the BBC wanted to touch it with a bargepole ?
I imagine now some years after the Noughties "rebirth" with the rosy glow of universal acclaim fading and the show becoming increasingly just part of the Saturday-night furniture to most casual punters in a "Oh is that back on again...I liked it when that Billie Piper was in it...let the kids watch it til Strictly comes on.....what the bloody hell was all that about I didn't follow a word of it" kind of way.
There's not necessarily a queue of people lined up eager to take Moffat's place, I suspect ?
I wonder how long Capaldi will last, and will they take the opportunity of the supposedly "last" incarnation - with John Hurt barging in Capaldi's the 13 now isn't he ? - to give the show a rest ?
Would they even be brave enough to just cast Capaldi for one season and then just end it ? Or Capaldi might just want to leave just like Eccleston presumably did ?
That would be the best idea imo : don't even cast a new Doctor, just make it open-ended enough and clear he isn't dead and that the show can still come back somehow; rest it for a few years until the new ideas and talent are there and the audience really really want it again - and then come back totally fresh bang! no regeneration scene, like Eccleston and Pertwee but with the absolute minimum of continuity hangovers from the previous season; and you can leave a lot of the worst of the twisty-turny self-referential stuff behind.
Just an idea
(Leave the Time Lords lost and undiscovered though please ? Probably a dead end that one ?
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