Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

(Not sure if anybody already done this Simpsons quote, but here goes)

The Simpsons, Season 4, Episode 5: Treehouse of Horror III

Clown Without Pity segment

Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse...
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares, confused] That's bad.
Homer: [worried] Can I go now?

Some of Robin Williams best work, Good Morning Vietnam.


Excuse me, Sir.

Seeing as thou the V.P. is such a V.I.P.

Shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.

'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A.

and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

in a similar vain, a Robin Williams one, from Mrs Doubtfire

"in the words of Porky Pig (as Porky Pig) 'p-p-p-p-p-p piss off, Lou' "

(there are other good ones, but that's one I always remember)

Another classic Robin Williams film Jumanji (1995)

Judy Shepherd: What happened to you, you shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you, the Clampetts have a yard sale? What do you want, I never shaved before.

“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or
something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”

Dumb and Dumber (1994) – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

The Thick Of It....

During a discussion about the quickly ascending MP Dan Miller (Tony Gardener), political adviser Ollie Reeder (Chris Addison) dismisses his potential new boss as a brushed aluminum political robot and a bit of a 'nutter'. But the governments director of communications Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi) has some wise (and hilarious) advice for young Ollie....

"Hey! Hey! Don't let him hear you doing that sort of stuff! What happens if he does stand a chance, eh? He'll fuck you harder than Ron Jeremy, and with less warmth!"