You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

When stood in the queue in the supermarket, you find yourself doing Beths wavy hand hip wiggle dance.

You get slightly irritated by the mere sight of the "wishlist" button when you are shopping on Amazon...

...the 'frame advance' button stops working on VLC 'cause you've moused it too many times... (No..? Just me?! )

When you can recognize most of the girls by her feet! Footfetish guys will probably no about this

(02-03-2015 23:16 )M-L-L Wrote:  ....you start humming along to the soundtrack tunes without really realising you're doing it.

I have started doing that to some of the BS background music .
Doh .

I used to do that with elites music lol

When you're standing in the pub trying to decide whether or not to have another pint or not as the clock has just hit 11 and then not being able to concentrate fully on the conversation as your mind starts to play tricks on you that are possibly missing the greatest porno show ever

When you think you know better than the girl, within three seconds of turning to the channel, whether her outfit's gonna slip or not!

When you go on a date and you turn round to the girl and say FFS it's now past 10 O'Clock and you still haven't got your tit's out yet

(05-03-2015 18:54 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  When you go on a date and you turn round to the girl and say FFS it's now past 10 O'Clock and you still haven't got your tit's out yet

Or when you get round to the shagging bit and the lady wants it on a bed.
Not a bloody bed set again .
That sounds too much like an S66 date. No imagination .
Surely sex in the shower is better , or even the massage table or the alleyway .
Could not resist getting that one in.