You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

(05-03-2015 18:59 )snookered147 Wrote:  

(05-03-2015 18:54 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  When you go on a date and you turn round to the girl and say FFS it's now past 10 O'Clock and you still haven't got your tit's out yet

Or when you get round to the shagging bit and the lady wants it on a bed.
Not a bloody bed set again .
That sounds too much like an S66 date. No imagination .
Surely sex in the shower is better , or even the massage table or the alleyway .
Could not resist getting that one in.

^ Don't think you should say that to her, even after sex in the shower

You're watching too many babeshows if you have ever, EVER -- even just once, even just contemplated -- re-arranged your regular plans for an evening because of something you saw in a babeshow schedule.

(03-03-2015 14:12 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  You catch yourself putting two pairs of pants on in the morning, because you think it's normal.

When you recognise a babe on mainstream TV and blurt it out.

You go on a date and the nudity is not implied.

When you call your partner by your favourite babeshow girls name

You ring up your girlfriend and press option 1.

(07-03-2015 00:41 )eccles Wrote:  You ring up your girlfriend and press.....

.....the hash key just to listen in

To draw attention to a friend across a noisy crowded room to ring you, you don't do the usual thumb to ear and little finger to mouth sign or point to your mobile in your other hand, but shake your phone like the babes do....

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Surely sex in the shower is better, or even the massage table or the alleyway

The Alleyway - now that is dirty !!