The BS1 Cucumber : Chat & Discussion

Firstly my sincere apologies with regards to this thread I think I might have overacted slightly instead of seeing the context within this thread. So I think I might have totally misread the situation.

Yesterday wasn't a good day for me as I was in some discomfort with regards to post cast coming off. Lets just say that the cucumber made me very jealous, why does that bastard get to have all the fun and not me

In my next life I want to come back as a cucumber

Chin up sb, things will be better soon

Cucumbers are ok but I definitely prefer the deliciously juicy kiwi fruit I saw on bs unleashed today.

I just wonder if BS, with their financial clout can recruit from fresh fruity faces and vegetable veterans on to the station to accompany the ladies, be it day or night.

Bendy and Busty Bananas
Cute "vegetable-next-door type' Courgettes
Petite Pert Peaches
Magnificent Melons
Tantalisingly Teasing Turnips
Perverted Parsnips
Seductive Sensual Strawberries

etc etc.

No, Paige..........I said "Buy Turnips"

At last....the thread is being used for the reason I put it up.... to have some fun.... go have a backscrub with a prickly pear

(08-03-2015 18:42 )Rammyrascal Wrote:  Chin up sb, things will be better soon

Rammy stop being so nice to me. You make me feel like a proper cunt now for having a go at you on the S66 Threads

Anyhow I hope the cucumber doesn't end up hogging BS1 alnight, or maybe as if suggested that other fruit is brought in then we might end up with 3 vegetables all on the one channel.

In other words it would be a bit like watching Xtreme Filth (cough cough) or should I say S66 instead

I sincerely hope that a thread devoted to a vegetable is not the tip
of the iceberg

If we're not careful we'll end up with more vegetables in front of the cameras than behind them (take not producers!)

fuck the vegetables. i wanna see tacos on screen...