Babeshows - tips for performers : a tongue in cheek guide

Whatever you do, dont damage the baize.

Learn how Wheres Wally is played.

Dont miss microphone recognition classes. Noone will hear a word. (Beth is laughing too much to tell Sammi where she has gone wrong).

Save the singing for The Voice.

Always check the set for owls before going live.

Check if you get paid during fag breaks.

Some kinds of roleplay are sexy. Some arent.
Miming some sex acts is sexy. Some arent.
Learn which are and which arent.

For example the blow up doll look. Dolls are meant to look like women, not the other way round.

Or the passive oral sex receptacle.

Learn where stirrups are worn.
(What? You expected something else).

And finally (stop cheering), it can be ego crushing to realise your fans might not be focussing on your face. Sad but true. Dont obsess, they wouldnt watch your norks if you didnt have a cute face, its just that having seen it they can move on.

OK now it's got even more surreal, as faced with a page of mostly his own Funny Screencaps recycled back upon themselves - like some classic 70s Dr Who robotic monster killed with his own weapons, M-L-L's circuits overload and shut down.