The BS1 Cucumber : Chat & Discussion

(10-03-2015 15:24 )biggles Wrote:  I think the cumber is getting a little ahead of itself - it will be wanting it's own dressing(room) next

Is that a salad dressing room ?

lol...

The cucumber will be making an appearance tonight.... but it has been circumcised a few times since it was last on :-(

^ Yes, it had to undergo some emergency surgery after making an unwise choice of piercing.

I hope it returns. I just hope it isn't the same cucumber...



Lucky cumber

I understand the cucumber may be joined by a carrot.
This is in case the lights go out in a power cut.
If the babes suck on a carrot rather than a cucumber they may be better able to see in the dark .

i think this is getting a bit stale now... i know the cucumber is...

(12-03-2015 17:19 )HEX!T Wrote:  i think this is getting a bit stale now... i know the cucumber is...

Don't worry the rest of the family are on cue waiting in the wings.....

The cucumber had a good run while it lasted, he started on a bsx webshow with Beth & Tina Kay where he went places I can only dream of going, he then moved to bs for a threesome with Dannii & Lucy. That's a far better life than ending up wrapped in clingfilm at the bottom of someone's fridge.

I hear the girls have insisted the cucumber is replaced with a seedless variety as they don't want any accidents resulting in a visit to the new medical set