You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

....tuning into something designed to be watched for a few minutes for quick wank during a costly priced phone call - you instead watch it for hours and hours, day after day, month after month, year after year, and you are then righteously outraged and indignant that it appears to be unimaginative, repetitive, and formulaic
Thank you and goodnight

Your girlfriend starts to orgasm and you put her on mute.

When members start to believe what they are viewing is top notch babe channels of the highest quality and start to pull a blanket over their eyes and forget about everything that went previous

When you start to think any of this really matters......

When you see a female celebrity in a mag or on tv and you imagine what she looks like shaking a phone in some very skimpy lingerie

You find it odd that all your female colleagues sit in their chairs and face their desks, instead of sitting on the desk with their feet on the chair

when you think about naming your new born baby daughter after your favourite babeshow babe

^hey careful, my eldest daughters called mellons, but she's named after my favorite fruit! honestly!

You arrange to meet a date at Red Hot World Buffet & Bar, Nottingham.

Your second date (you wish) is at the Lucky Star Chinese in Norwich.

You get your hair cut for that special event at Studio 66 Hairdressers, Ipswich. (Im beginning to detect an emerging East Anglian theme).

When you know her better you take her on a cycling holiday past Tvx Bvba, Groenestraat, Belgium. (Not East Anglia but still low country).

You stock up on the way home at Xpanded wholesalers, Haarlem.

You buy the ring at Storm of London, Bromley.

You totally misunderstand what Play England do, and get asked to leave after a kebab incident that you never quite live down.

She leaves you because all you want to do is chat.

You spend hours on the phone to Uswitch. Sometimes they cut you off, but sometimes they dont, and seem happy with a change as long as their supervisor can see they have a caller on the line, and its cheaper.

When you deaf friends complement you on your lip reading skills.