You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

Its a training session at work. The big TV has been set up at the front, the lights dim and you whip out hobnobs, tissues and put the TV on mute.

Hobnobs ? During babeshows ? That's just taking it too far. You disgust me.

When you see a post talking about Hobnobs and you don't think it's referring to biscuits but some sort of dick term

When you're only hope is to see bare bum and slips/flashes

You recognise the babes by their bums and boobs

Whenever I have a flashback to a certain year I also seem to include in it as to what the babe channels were doing at that point in history.

Such as that allday piss up party I had at my brothers house when we had a barbecue during the 2006 World Cup.

I still remember going home that night bleary eyes and switching on the telly only to see Poppy Morgan legs spread open with a dildo thrust right up her on FTA TV

(17-04-2015 18:43 )Charlemagne Wrote:  You recognise the babes by their bums and boobs

I can do that but it's not really a talent you can list on your CV

You dream about babeshows and even in your dreams they don't get their cuties out.

(17-04-2015 18:43 )Charlemagne Wrote:  You recognise the babes by their bums and boobs

Well its not as if we focus on their faces.

They give you a loyalty card.