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If I was a day girl, I would...

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Krill Liberator Offline
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If I was a day girl, I would...
Wear a prosthetic areola about four inches up from my real one just to see how many slip caps got posted.Big Grin

(and no, I do not actually want to be a babe...) Rolleyes

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
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14-05-2015 00:07
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JAMES the PERVERT Offline
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RE: If I was a day girl, I would...
Realise I'll never be as hot as Caitlin Wynters and quit.
14-05-2015 00:14
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Speak really slowly in a fake Italian accent on the microphone, but then talk in broad Belfast on the phones, hi.
14-05-2015 00:57
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terence Offline
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if i were a day girl, i would......

sounds like the start of a song in a modern day 'fiddler on the roof'!
tevye sends his daughters out to work on babestation daytime! Big Grin

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14-05-2015 07:05
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Snooks Away
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Not even consider nightshows because they are rapidly looking more like dayshows with every passing minute bladewave Wink.

14-05-2015 08:14
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RE: If I was a day girl, I would...
...Never make my shift. I'd be too busy 'enjoying' my body to get out the house! Blush

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14-05-2015 11:33
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Whynot Offline
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Have to shave my beard

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14-05-2015 11:48
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jimmyt73 Offline
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Not appear after 10 pm without going topless when asked

im always open to positive change
14-05-2015 12:04
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jayray938 Offline
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be free in the evenings for escorting or a bit of rinsing.
14-05-2015 17:54
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M-L-L Offline
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RE: If I was a day girl, I would...
..probably have an even lower opinion of the human race than I already do.
14-05-2015 23:00
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