Elle - Chat, Caps and Vids

Think you missed the point...No need to remove, was a very light hearted comment as not used to seeing my pic displayed in a different way, and simply noticed it when on the thread.. Elle can do what she likes with it. She knows me well enough to know how this was meant.

I sure do... Hello you!

C_Rage is a very good friend of mine aswell as a great photographer and also has a crazy sense of humour too so he should fit in well lol? Welcome to the forum...

xx

Hello ella, you looked gorgeous this morning x

C_Rage Wrote:Think you missed the point...No need to remove, was a very light hearted comment as not used to seeing my pic displayed in a different way, and simply noticed it when on the thread.. Elle can do what she likes with it. She knows me well enough to know how this was meant.

Fair point. But, seeing as I had no previous knowledge of your light-heartedness or humour, it came across a bit patronising to me (like an owner who can't chastise a puppy because it's too cute). I stand corrected (I'm actually sitting but it's much the same thing).

Still, any friend of Elle's is ... well, someone who knows Elle about 98% better than I do. Welcome to the forum C_Rage. I look forward to all the insider, 'real Elle' stuff you're going to furnish us with at some point (I bet she picks her nose at traffic lights).

Oh, and Elle ... nice outfit this morning, very 'space-age'. I don't have the time to make an innuendo about it but it probably would have been something about re-entry or uranus. Good enough?

And, as if by accident, we stumble spent and panting into the shameful spotlight that is the winner of Elle's Top 3 morning show outfits. The votes have been counted, verified, wiped clean, dried and submitted for DNA testing, purely so I can say (with all the pride a career pervert can muster) and the winner is ...

SEE-THRU SENSATION



I remember this outfit like I only saw it yesterday, which is true seeing as I watch my recording of it every day (I have to, otherwise I can't sleep and I'd be all grumpy when I wake up).



For the first few moments of seeing Elle wearing this outfit (once my vision and cognitive processes had returned) I recall feeling very virile and manly; with nerves of steel, a heart of gold and a knob of butter (on my toast).



Even now, when I think of Elle wearing that see-thru outfit, I get a hard lump and I have to reach for the tissues (I'm an emotional guy).



That concludes the competition. I'd like to thank the judges (the scary voices in my head) but most of all I'd like to thank Elle who, as long as she keeps steaming up our screens, will make us all winners. Or is that wieners?

Please look out for my next project ... Elle's Top 37 animal impersonations (personally, I can't wait to see her beaver).

Forum Style Wrote:I look forward to all the insider, 'real Elle' stuff you're going to furnish us with at some point (I bet she picks her nose at traffic lights).

Say hello to a little something I like to call evidence



Weird that, I say something and then she does it. Hmm, let's try something ...

"I bet she takes all her clothes off and touches Forum Style in his secret special place ... at traffic lights".

(now just sit back and wait for the magic to happen).

Oh u meanie... I was only having a scratch, hardly picking.. I do that in the comfort of my dressing room x

I agree Elle - 'snot fair.

ElleBabe Wrote:I was only having a scratch, I do that in the comfort of my dressing room.

Hmm. From this, I'm getting an image in my mind of Elle, relaxing in her dressing room, doing 'something' with her finger. You know, sometimes I just hear what I want to hear.

Don't worry Elle, the 'unflattering' photos of you are few and far between. I've probably only got enough left for ... ooh ... 6 or 7 more posts? Although, the Elle Collection Part 2 is coming soon and you look amazing in those.

And rickhardo, it might not be fair but it is still a shock that Elle does that. In fact, it boogers belief.

As you can see, I've got a new avatar. However, I didn't make it for myself. Elle, if you like it (and assuming it's not in breach of copyright) I'd like you to have it. Of course, you might not want to use this thing that I spent hours making and that's fine, I've got a bottle of pills and a razor blade on standby for that eventuality.

Just kidding (no seriously, I'll do it).

So, let me know either way Elle and I'll put it as an attachment in my next post. Oh, and if you could let us know when you're next on (I caught the end of your last show but we couldn't hear what you were saying). Thanks.