The BS1 Cucumber : Chat & Discussion

Sad news, whilst doing a particularly manic climax session, Lori knocked into the table where cucumber was on his break... he fell off of the table onto the floor and after seeing a specialist, it was diagnosed he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life

Why the fuck all this fuss over a god damn cucumber. I'm sure offcom have better things to do than worry about some fruit! (OK may they don't).

I see cucumbers everyday at the local greengrocer never have i thought they may offend someone.

Lets just get on with things. If the babeshows wanna get fruity, i say let 'em. Coz a lot of fruitiness has gone from them in recent times!

Bring in a banana or two.
Failing that go for the marrow .

Following the ofcumb crackdown, the green citizen has had a plan and has decided to grab a slice of the eye-wear market. Two slices actually.

They all get tamed in the end.

(22-03-2015 00:41 )snookered147 Wrote:  Bring in a banana or two.
Failing that go for the marrow .

^lets see how creative you can be with that girls!

The cucumbers days are numbered. There is a new strawberry in town and he has made a video with Ashley Emma.

We've seen the cucumber, but will we ever see the salad... cream

3 months has eclipsed since the cucumber last made an appearance well it's now back from self exile and it's certainly grown in confidence or inches since then



PS - Any chance the mods could now split this Thread as I really think the cucumber really deserves to have 2 Threads

A gay couple were walking past a greengrocer when they saw a cucumber in the window, they walked in and asked how much it was! The grocer replied £2..he said i"ll take it.... the grocer said would you like it sliced... the customer replied.... what do you think I am.... a slot machine