Babestation - General Chat & Discussion

(12-06-2015 21:21 )gunnar Wrote:  ^If

If you can pretend to give head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:


If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can fake it with listeners and talkers

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and butter them up about their worn-out tools:


If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your voice and rack and ass

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’


If you can talk sex with weirdos and keep your virtue,

Or walk without panties—and never spread it,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much credit;

If you can vamp the unforgiving 3 minute clock

With sixty seconds’ worth of sneering lip curl,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a Babeshow Babe, my girl!

(with apologies and credit to the original - surprisingly apposite, very few words actually changed.
He made exceedingly good cakes too...oh no wait that might have been another bloke)

^Damm that is some long winded post.
I guess you're a poet and you do or don't know it.

(12-06-2015 21:53 )gunnar Wrote:  ^Damm that is some long winded post.

to be fair, it's quite short compared to snookered when he gets going.
But it's a fair cop to a charge of "over-quoting"

(12-06-2015 21:53 )gunnar Wrote:  ^Damm that is some long winded post.
I guess you're a poet and you do or don't know it.

Or, he's as bored as the rest of us?

Yes I see MLL is certainly giving snookered a run for his money, it's amazing how much time you have have on your hands to knock out a very long post when there is fuck all else in the way of distractions

PS - I just want to say a massive thanks to Babestation for truly fucking up my nights viewing with no unleashed show in favour of dumping them on 945 instead where they can't do fuck all.

Right gents if you'll excuse me I'm just away to post on the rubbish night for the babes channels Thread and it's not even midnight yet

Yes Scottishbloke it is a dire night across all of the Babeshows tonight
Having flicked through all of the Sky channels several times all I see is phone waving so it is not just us that are pissed off with the shows
with the lack of callers.
I do like Dannii Harwood but its the same old thing every night she appears. i might as well put on one of the DVD`s I have recorded of her previous shows
Its an early night for me

I doubt the producers will learn that 1 dannii is wasted on it seems both sort of office sets and 2 starting the night at 10 and lasting over 2 hours

(12-06-2015 23:07 )Geriisgreat Wrote:  I doubt the producers will learn that 1 dannii is wasted on it seems both sort of office sets and 2 starting the night at 10 and lasting over 2 hours

I'm assuming it comes down to figures - the number of calls in a certain set defines the set the next night for Dannii, something like that. Lets say, secretary Dannii gets 600 minutes of calls as secretary, and only 350 minutes wearing denim hotpants in the second set, and a further 300 for the third set. Which set do you think the producers will choose? Of course, secretary it will be. The only way things are going to change away from secretary is if EVERYONE stops calling her as the secretary. This is the only way to put pressure on the producers to actually be creative and try new things/outfits. Not going to happen though.

My contribution to this thread apart from what i've written above is this:

Wish they would speak to that cameraman, seriously, he is poor beyond poor. Zooms too much, camera is shakey and looks like it's being operated by a 5yr old. Amatuerish camera work at best right now. Also, camera is never ever on centre, always off to the left or right, cuts the top of Dannii's head off too much, leaves too much on the bottom of the screen. It's just so offputting it is.

Sorry to moan about something completely different to what you guys are talking about, but i couldn't hold this in anymore... Had to say something

I agree ILB but it also depends on the timing of the shows.
The majority of the viewers /callers will be between 10 pm and 2 am
It is no good putting on different /better shows etc after 2 am when most of us are in bed

Oh dear... i think i might have hurt the cameraman's feelings - we've been black screened from Babestation Xtra