Ok so I have had a long think about this.
Bear with me
.
The content has never been so unimaginative.
The lack of variety of set, outfit, position and pose is worse than ever and is worsening with every passing night, week, month and year.
The paucity of visual sexual stimulation plummets further and deeper into the depths of doom with every passing night.
The culture of fear and overdone self regulation never as strong as it is today.
The anti freeloader mentality has never been as prevalent on the part of the babes.
The precious, high and mighty attitude of too many has poisoned the output and the merest hint of criticism met with howls of babe disapproval and offence taken when in reality the criticism of their shows is anything but offensive most of the time.
The culture of fanboy protection of those who barely deserve it has never been so powerful imo.
The inconsistency in interpretation by channels as it to what is allowed when, where and under what conditions has become utterly crippling and bewildering.
The viewer experience has never been worse. There is so little to stimulate my senses and keep me interested that my eyes have become weary to the same old babes doing the same old thing in the same old outfits and sets while showing off the only universally held skill - that of phone waving.
The caller experience has never been worse either.
Requests met with 'I can't do that until.......' or 'I am not allowed to do that because of OFCOM'.
Or worse still 'I am not doing that tonight' with no explanation given for the refusal.
And yet on a different night the game changes and things that were not allowed become allowable again out of thin air.
Non willingness turns to 'Yes of course'
.
Add to all this.............
Cut to logo.
Endless OSGs.
Endless plugging for this pic or that vid.
Endless babes going on the mic to question why there is a lack of calls
. If they have not worked that out by now they seriously have lost the plot
.
And yet for all of the above I sit there and torture myself with the ridiculous hope that somehow these channels can turn things around and make things better.
It is really quite a ludicrous hope when you think about it.
I have long had the impression that these channels have been too busy trying to stab each other in the back rather than work together to provide healthy competition of visual sexual stimulus. Too much watching each other like hawks, waiting to find every false move.
They may not be guilty but the impression created is somewhat different. How can I trust these channels or those that represent them anymore?
A lot of the time on some channels there appears to be no cameraman. The babe just stays rigidly in the same position.
The number of times I have rang up to make a request which has been declined because the cameraman was not there is unbelievable
.
The production is hopeless, the camerawork is shoddy, the ambition non existent and the frustration total.
And yet............. and yet there is still this annoying voice in my head that says 'Snookered, you know there will be a blue moon some time don't you?'
'You know that good things come to those who wait don't you?'
To which another voice in my head says 'Oh f#ck off and leave me alone, release me from this hell and let me sleep'.
What a futile load of nonsense the hours of 22:00-05:30 have become. Sitting there in the misguided hope that 'Tonight is the night' or 'Tonight will be the revolution' or worse still 'Look at the line up - surely something brilliant must happen tonight'.
But no.
No, no and no again.
No enjoyment for you snookered.
Go back to your paint tubs you pathetic silly man
.
How dare you expect to enjoy yourself
.
I have Born To Tease vids.
I have porn options.
I have a plethora of websites I can join that will cost a lot less than endless calls at £1.53pm.
Do I really need the babeshows? No.
Would I miss them? No.
I would get much of my life back or should I say much of my sleep back.
The one thing I would miss is someone I am missing already.
Rachel Taylor.
But even she cannot save the shows by herself..............