Rank The Babe Channels

So, from best to worst.....

-Studio66- The current home of Kandi Kay
The best of the worst you could say, and hardly a proud moment, but still.

-Xpanded- They could potentially be at the top with their lineup, but their shows are amazingly dull.

-Storm- Some nice talent but the scary picture quality ruins the finished product.

-Babestation- They just don't use girls of my choice, since Daryl Morgan and Lilly Pink left, I hardly watch this channel.

-RLC- The web only thing kind of kills it for me, I'm a lazy Sky viewer but I am still interested to see what they can do.

-Sin TV- Again, a really bad lineup as far as I'm concerned. From start to finish, it's just bad.

^ Hello Jonathan Woss

CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDERS
Babestation
Studio 66

MID-TABLE TEAMS
Red Light Central
Storm Babes

RELEGATION FODDER
Sin TV
Xpanded

at the moment i would say

1) babestation - seam the most consistent at the moment to me + signed some girls i like from rlc also like bsu

2) storm - have made some really good signings lately, put on good very watchable shows most nights and don't restrict the girls to much

3) rlc - have been enjoying the web show, still got some good girls and like the new signings, will get better as the find the feet on the web

4) sin - sin mark 3 is a lot better only 1 or 2 girls in is making much better shows, like their new signings

5) 66 - just so inconsistent, one night they will be so good you will not even look anywhere else the next it so bad its unwatchable, good signings on days but i don't know what they are thinking on nights

6) xpanded - if ofcom ran a channel it would look like this

Champions League:
No teams

(last won by RLC summer 2013, fielding a team that included the legendary Ruby Summers)
Most times won: Bang Babes ,during their golden era of the mid 2000s)

Premier League:
No teams

Championship:
No teams

League one:
Storm
S66

League two:
BS


The Ofcom National league south:

Xxpanded, winners 2000-2005


In Administration and docked 20 points:

SinTV
RLC

1. BS: They have a decent roster of Models, the picture quality is decent, the sets are ok but could be better, most babes have a fair amount of solo air time and BS airs on Freeview, however BS are a shadow of their former selves as 2-4-1s are non existent and the babes often put on lazy shows

2. Storm: they have a few good babes who get a decent amount of solo air time who put on good shows, but are badly let down by having no webstream

3. Sin TV: decent pic quality and the sets are ok, but the roster of babes isn't the best and they don't take advantage of the x stream, which means two or three babes are often sharing a set but the potential is there for them to improve

4. S66: This channel is in dire straights right now, there are hardly any A list glamour models and true performers left, two models are often sharing a set and 2-4-1s are non existent, the only positive about S66 is the webstream quality is pretty good but sometimes the lighting can be too bright

5. Xpanded: This channel sucks, awful bed sets, terrible picture quality, they use tacky headsets instead of phones, the babes hardly get any solo air time and they aren't allowed to get naked, plus they have cut their hours on Freeview so Xpanded now doesn't start till 3am. Despite them now having the likes of Tori Lee, Lacey Lorenzo. Amanda Rendell, Alicia, Priya Young and Hazel Bond on their roster they are still the worst babechannel

Judging PURELY on nightshows:

World Cup Finals standard - None

Champions League Standard - None

Premier League Standard - None

Championship Standard - None

League One standard - None

League Two standard - BS (after last night there may be signs of a play off push to reach League One) and Sin TV.

Conference: S66, Storm.

The Phonewave Twiddle Your Thumbs Underwater Tiddlywinks Midland Alliance South: Xpanded

Safe to say nobody is doing particularly well in my eyes no matter what the books look like .

(10-07-2015 11:52 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  ^ Hello Jonathan Woss

If it was Jonathan Woss surely the thread title would be
'Wank the babe channels' .

Is the thread title an invitation to categorise in order of merit or is it a definition of an adjective ?
Rank - the Babe Channels
As in they're all equally rank

Champions League:
No teams

Premier League:
No teams

Championship:
St66

League one:
BS


League two:
Storm


The Ofcom National league south:

Xxpanded, winners 2000-2005


In Administration and docked 20 points:
SinTV
RLC
Foxx Babes